Please pull the ripcord and let the model reinflate. 
Susan Dey was last seen leaving a Benedict Canyon motor lodge in this outfit. 
Papparrazzi are quite excited about this dress and the many starlets trying to get out of their cars drunk. 
This is like a Buck Rodgers villain evening dress- Ming the Mercillous has 3 on order.
I don’t know what’s going on here, but you’re in a cult- call your Dad.
Lace and Snakes was the worst reptile and craft store idea ever. Never could get business insurance. 
well, it does look comfortable. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
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You know, sewing for bustless models is so lightweight. I’d like to see designers doing collections for curvy women. Not just plus size, though that would be nice, but even average to smaller women with substantial boobs and hips. It truly is the hardest body type to find a good fit, and it can be complicated to sew.
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Just give them someone with a butt to work with- you’ve seen how it destroys some of the Project Runway designers!
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Some of these are almost okay. Like the red/orange one shoulder dress? It looks fine until you scroll down and see all of it.
Also, what Erin said.
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Funny how much Cavalli JLo wears- must be bespoke
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What is it with dog’s dinner styling? Are we bored with matching and appropriate? Because I can do this in my sleep, in fact, I usually do.
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Ah, that first outfit had me soon as the words came up on-screen. Sometimes your Wednesday posts are the only bright spot in a week! THANK YOU!!!
(Right on, Erin! 👍👍)
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Aw you are so sweet!
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Not gonna lie, I’m fully thinking about stealing one of those snakeskin getups from Ming the Merciless. 😉
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It’s reptile garden party chic!
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I like a few of the fabrics but I would probably mix them up with some soft solid colours.
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Yes, definitely!
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Lace and Snakes had a bet with their neighbor Tobacconist Perfumerie to see who could get more sales in a month. They both lost.
Love these outfits! Except the first one – putting the belt issue aside, the shorts look very uncomfortable in the crotchal area.
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I’m guessing that the shorts are designed so that when the inseam rides up, the hem is even ; ) But uncomfortable, yeh.
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Oh, so there was a plan…..
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Sooo uncomfortable!
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So that is where Susan Dey disappeared to….the last model has lost her hands…is it a 2 piece garment or did she just get tired of carrying that same purse and wearing the platform shoes? You come up with the best descriptions!!!
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Cavalli usually has so much more detail- this is not as fun as usual.
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Hmmm, lace and snakes, sounds like a good name for a comedy/horror movie 😊
Always fun! You had me rolling on the floor with the inflate comment 😉
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I love the blue lace shirt, although I could not wear it well without real clothes underneath it, and I am fascinated by the odd metal warfare shoes–and PLEASE pull the ripcord and reinflate that model indeed!
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The shoes were quite….aggressive.
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Astoundingly so–and yet they are miles better than the odd painful stringy platforms, to me. At least you could win jousts and things in them, whereas you’d be stuck in the rubbishy platforms just standing there foolishly.
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hahahahahaha!!! This is a tame collection comparatively! I would love a wearable(!!!) version of the shoes in look #2. Ahhhhhhh
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It really is almost business Cavalli!
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I just wanted to let you know I nominated your blog for a blogging award! https://seamracer.wordpress.com/2018/05/26/mystery-blogger-award/
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