8th grader rant ahead:
Ugh. I always hated those girls who half wore sweaters and jackets like they were so tiny and elfin- you suck Deborah Hagopian and Denise Mizerik! Get some shoulders-and invite me to your parties!
Giraffe crotch is my new secret insult.
Nope! My new favorite secret insult is Crusted Dickey!What exactly are we seeing? A shirt? A coat? A shirt coat? A coated shirt? An old A-Ha video shoot??I’m having some deep feelings toward this coat tho. So if she twists the knit tubetop just right- do the cheetahs connect and open a mystical bellybutton portal? I just know Rhianna is going to wear this duster to dinner with nothing else on at some point!?
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I want 5 yards of this Immediately.
I’ll just go and strain something.
photo credits: Vogue.com