Bed
Bath
Beyond me. 
How can her bodice be this narrow? Did they butterfly her like a chicken to get into this?
Pet Peeve: when someone eats the bonbons and leaves their little paper diaper in the box. So rude. 
Castaway Diary day #765. I pray for death, my soul is crushed…but my whites are still amazingly bright. 
Mother says is a beautiful gift to be taken over the mountain as a gift for the sacred volcano. 
Photo credits: vogue.com
I so hope the last lass rips off her floral mishap at the volcano’s edge and skips down in her undies to be reborn as a cheerful soul in a nice pair of slacks and a hoodie.
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Maybe she has some Donna Karan tucked behind a rock.
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I agree with Jay. I think the models face (all of them) says it all.
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It’s all so….bedding.
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Apart from the one wearing a 1970s floral bedsheet, I like all of them and would have worn all of them in the 1980s if they had existed. Having said that I would happily wear the first and fifth right now!
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I need to see them up close and determine the actual stiffness of some of the fabrics. They seem unwieldy.
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Pretty sure this collection had its origins in the 2008 liquidation of all Linens ‘n Things stores.
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It was a good year for trapunto….
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OMG! That’s it!!!
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On a technical note, I’ve spotted those forward placed sleeves before (butterflied torso). Maybe they are full in the back too, but it seems like it would inhibit movement. But then, what’s wearability and function anyway.
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I’m just sure I’d end up with 1 breast falling into my mutton chop.
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I might wear the first skirt. I would have to see it in person to be sure. The top bothers me though.
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It’s 2 placemats as a sandwich board, right?
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Yes! That’s it. The side ties would drive me crazy.
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I love frilly bedding. On my bed. This reminds me of some lady that cuts up old quilts to make jackets out of them. Sells them for a grand or so. They actually were cute, not stiff. The ‘quilted jackets’ that the quilting groups make are like fabric armor. Super stiff. Looks just like this stuff.
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It’s attack dog training couture
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Scarlett O’Hara moves on to the bedroom when all the windows are bare… Someone commented on the first skirt as wearable whereas I’d wear the first top instead – maybe we could get together on that? But I’d need a very light weight bottom half to let some of the body heat escape! All the rest of it is, to me, baggage.
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I find the first one sort of appealing, except for the ties under the arms, which would feel like something crawling on you……never mind.
ceci
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I get cuffs caught on door knobs frequently. I’d be untied and exposed repeatedly!?
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The Castaway dress looks exactly like my test muslin wrap dress. Maybe I can wear it in public after all.
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It’s win/win!
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The designer raided grandma’s linen closet and window coverings.
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Grandma does not want it all back!
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Your comments were perfect! That one dress did make me want chocolate and leave the wrappers behind! 🙂
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bed bath and beyond – love it – and what not to wear with teva sandals!
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Ugh never been a fan of the tire trend sandals. They give everyone Flintstone feet.
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Bathmats and window curtains inspire! The last forlorn looking model is just waiting for her stint to be over.
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She has volcano envy
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Yuck. What a waste of very bright white fabrics.
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And now for the eye bleach…
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Hmm I dunno. There’s just a lot of shapeless and oddly draped thick bedding fabric. I’m not feeling any appeal of this collection.
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Other that it making you want to switch your duvet?
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Pretty much. Mine is not that clean.
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