Today Zac takes us to the depressives Prom. 
I hate when the bathroom only has hand dryers!? 
Wait- there’s a bathroom??
Damn it Dad- I told you to walk faster!?
Gawww- I love Febreeze- is it Hawaiian Jasmine?
Evelyn! He called! I’m not just saying that to get you to come down- I swear!
Wanda- please tell me you didn’t drop your Zoloft!? 
Ophelia- that’s not funny. It’s never been funny. 
In a last minute attempt to impress Harvard- Audra instagrams a neighborhood storm cleanup. 
Honestly Carla- you can’t do this every time Your favorite show is canceled. 
Eunice, you’ve been warned about smoking in the greenhouse…and where is your bra!!!
Boucle short set is also my go-to kitchen outfit! 
Her feet are distracting me. 
Oh Zac….
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
You are absolutely hilarious and because of you, Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.
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Oh you are too kind!
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So many of these shots have that I’ve-just-been-sexually-assaulted look to them.
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Styling by Humbert Humbert
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Some of these clothes might be cute and wearable but who can tell. I’m to distracted by the poses.
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“too” #$%@&!
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I’m sad because Zac Posen is a favorite of mine and has such details and femininity- but I can’t see them!?
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Exactly! I really wish “Eunice” would stand up and show off a little.
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She’s a disappointment to her parents and I.
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Lovely colours, fabrics and dresses but I was going through so quickly laughing at every funny comment I hardly noticed what they were wearing. Thanks for the entertainment! 😂 I suppose I should go back and pay attention to what they are wearing now?
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If you can see it!
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I hope we can see them close up at some point!
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The neighbourhood storm clear up is priceless, as is the boucle kitchen shorts suit. And the Hawaiian pineapple Fabrese. I think you nailed it this week on the jokes front. The clothes aren’t too bad either.
(can you delete previous version?)
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Poor Zac, his shoot budget must have been cut! However else do you explain the photo shoot at his cousin’s house?
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Yes! That’s it! You’ve defined the set perfectly!
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Yep – nice cousin’s house but I can see relevant details on maybe half of these… and half of the relevant details on those… Dirty foot gal (and I speak as a bare footer, but yeah) might have some interesting pleats going on but she should stand up and let me See!
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Dirty Foot Gal is my new Bluegrass combo name.
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My daughter insists these pictures are all from a Russian dating site. Daughter and I bond every Wednesday over your snark. Thanks!
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Oh I’m high-giving your daughter across the web!!
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Perfect captions & apré banter ~ highlight of this doomy-gloomy week!
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Bless you my pet!
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Zac, Zac…what have you been smokin’? Lovely fabrics but oh so tortured. Tell Evelyn that the boy called BUT he’s breaking up with you…that will get her down.The last model is dreaming of her prince at the window…please tell her that Harry is already taken!!!!!
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Zac is still Bruderleins favorite designer, but…..
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LMAO and then went back to see the details but just LMAO again. This was just too funny. The hand dryer, the wait there’s a bathroom, and Dad, walk faster … I am still laughing. I have liked Zac but agree with the comments above. Not sure what was happening here. Thank you for this every Wednesday. It is such a treat.
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I think an intern may get fired….
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