Enid was the perfect wife. Tab was the envy of everyone on the culdisac!
Despite her career as a pediatric neurosurgeon- Tab always got a gluten free 3 course meal!
Their house was always perfect and she never pulled the legs off of the twins Barbies!
Then the rodeo came to town and Enid Met Buck!
Suddenly the sheets weren’t ironed and the pudding was from a box!!
Suddenly Enid didn’t want to watch Power in the spare room!
Then the rodeo moved on- but Enid was forever changed!
Tab got full custody and the Barbie dream house. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
I wore shoes just like that in 1964! Tab should have known to keep his woman locked up when the rodeo came to town. Who can resist a man in chaps??? I hope sheer clothes with shorts underneath will not become a trend!
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Or random yards of lace tacked here and thrre!?
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I can’t hate pink. Some of these just need a little tweaking and the veils and extra random bits removed.
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Good serviceable pieces for any Mary Kay exec.
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The girl on the mattress looks like she knows this is all a bunch of bullshit. The photo shoot, not your spot-on tragicomic narration.
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I was on the edge of my seat watching the drama unfold. (And now I kind of want those green pants with the weird bows on the bottom).
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You had me at weird bows.
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Fantastic! Not only the clothes but the expressions on the faces conform to your story! Bravo!
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I just kept hearing elevator music while I looked at it.
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I liked the story so much I forgot to really look at the clothes…which are pretty —-dreadful.
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El mundo bizarro
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Pink, lace, fringe, nope! Not for me!
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It’s a lot.
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Loved the unfolding drama, but would I wear my bra on the outside when I ran off with rodeo boy? It might scare the horses!
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It’s like the feminist chaps, right?
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Best yet!!! I had to read thru twice… my mind couldn’t stay focused the first time… it couldn’t comprehend someone wasted fabric on those ‘wanna be haute’ outfits! Lawd!!
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‘Wanna be haute’ is now engraved into my lexicon for future snark!
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Well that’s put me in my place. No way could I do housework in these without getting the fringes shut in the dishwasher door or the sleeves sucked round the vacuum cleaner roller. I guess I’ll always be second rate in the housewife stakes.
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Not even paragraph in the Stepford Homeowners Association manual is about landscaping!
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