So Billy Idol invites you to his 5th wedding- what to wear you ask?
Eileen wondered if her home owners insurance covered injury resulting from her partygoers confusing her for a piñata.
This is disturbing.
Alice was so shy, she found the perfect way to avoid strangers at parties- hide in the loo dressed as the spare roll.
You can do it Betsy! Just 4 more steps and it won’t matter if your skirt falls all the way down!
No flies on Daphne and her crocheted thigh gap is on point.
Louise washed up on the shore remembering nothing,but clutching her favorite yellow highlighter.
Did she just catch the golden snitch???
Why? Why is this my favorite? it looks like Cate Blanchett and Katherine Hepburn in a cage match!
photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Crochet has a lot to answer for.
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I’ve always been a fan of Rodartes creative textiles- but the design part is a little sketchy.
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LOL. I like these. Not to wear myself of course but maybe miniature versions to dress dolls in?
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It’s not so wearable art to me- I think I’d like to touch each piece but not wear it!
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My my my. Gotta love the see-through stuff at a wedding!
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Nothing says blushing bride like partial nudity!
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Some of this looks like quintessential Rodarte from their best seasons, but other pieces look like plastic garbage pulled straight from the trash. I wonder if they just throw some awful stuff in there to make sure the audience is awake. I will have to read the reviews on this to see if the reviewers went all sycophantic or if they actually differentiated between beautiful work and practical joke.
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They have always been such fiber artists- the crochet feels….sad.
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Gosh, I took one look at that first picture and thought you were treating us to an early Hallowe’en edition.
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It’s always a bit of trick or treat here, isn’t it?
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I’m going with mostly Trick. Like in those you could turn some.
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This collection is kind of the raisins of your treat bag.
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Poor things. I guess when creativity is gone, not much can revive it.
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Was it the Black Swan controversy? Are they still smarting over Portman taking a Dior gig?
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The smaller cross-photos of these look like christmas ornaments gone rubbishy–the big ones just look rubbishy.
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It’s very church holiday bazaar. Thanks, I’ll just be by the Rice Krispie treats if you need me
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And ya know – that dress would be perfect for the Billy Idol Wedding – in truth you gotta wonder who the target wearer is for some of the other frilly wonders..although I do like some of the shoes.. as always love your commentary and take on it all
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That person who is the center of every front row perhaps? Not a secretary in the carpool lane!
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(a) Eileen looks truly horrified.
(b) The Singlet shopping bags I am making out of leftover fabric are nicer.
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I look forward to being in that front row!
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