Roller coaster ahead- keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times. 
I would do just about anything to see Ruth BG wear this duster with her dissent collar. 
I’m going to relook at metallics as daywear now. 
ELMO?????? What have you monsters done???
This is a lot of coat. Possibly as in lots of coats. Crotch eyes are so underused. 
I’m pretty sure the model is actually dragging the loom behind her…
Something terrible is under this dress. Smuggling perhaps?
Needs a touch more strategic fringe.
Helmutt loves swifter pads- he steals them and hides them. So does this designer…
Please direct all questions to her torso- it has the press release memorized. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Why does that last one look like a dragon is going to pop out of her torso and answer the questions??? Also I hate to see fabric abused so horribly, as it is in the entirety of this collection of sadness
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It’s very deceptive- you flashing textile get excited- then immediately come down sadly.
I’d pay for a dragon to emerge.
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Well… It started out okay but then…
I hate sleeves that too long though.
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“That are too long. Caffeine hasn’t kicked in yet.
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I hate a draggin’ in the soup sleeve!?
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Strategic Fringe would be a good band name. Or maybe Tragic Fringe.
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Touring in Denmark or perhaps taking over in Denmark- the Strategic Fringe!
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Well, there are aspects of a number of these pieces that I really like and find inspiring. The big coat needs some taming 😉, but has some great details, and I actually love the swifter pad jacket. I guess ya never know what will speak to you!
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I’d like to see these components apart
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Editing. It’s all about knowing when to quit.
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Stitch that on a pillow please!
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“Crotch eyes” ROFLOL I’m dying laughing here.
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You can’t unsee the crotch eyes
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Yes! LOLed at work. Oops. And imagining the fringe was utter hilarity as well.
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It started off perfectly. I love the first one – perhaps with a few adjustments. I like the last brown top, whatever it was, but of course I couldn’t wear that! 😂😂. Lovely fabrics, don’t like the mesh or metallics or big shoulders!
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So much going on in swifferland
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