I think this was shown in a car wash-
Does anyone remember those ‘I ran into Tammy Faye Baker’ t-shirts? Still funny, I tells you. 
When all else fails- slap some birds on those hips!
‘Sister Gruyere! Kindly remind the alter attendants that they have a cassock to wear under that!’
Rhonda was the most accomplished shoplifter- no one knows how she steals whole hams so easily!
Is she being attacked by another shirt?
Eeee! Florence it’s behind you! Run!!
Raggedy Ann never said what happened to Andy-
Alice- you are so brave in the face of full lace chafing-
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Oh good. A new idea for hiding my chicken neck and preventing whiplash injury next time someone slams into the back of the car.
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Fashion and function collide messily!
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…and I thought I had nothing to wear.
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Grab a parrot and go!
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I want to like the 3rd one. Lose the birds and tighten up the sleeves just a wee bit and I think it could work for me.
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‘Take the cannoli-
Lose the birds’
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I agree! I’m a sucker for good topstitching.
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Unless its the designer jean craze of 1980!
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I *had* one of those Tammy Faye Baker shirts and I *still* think it’s hilariously funny. Thank you for reminding me of that, on a morning when I am dressed all in black with nearly black lipstick because: election feelings.
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Oh these elections- I’m starting to doubt my sanity.
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That Rhonda one is amazing – not in a flattering way, mind you, but in a sci fi flick where they are trying to low budget a human body into something very alien looking it would be really effective.
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Just wait until she deploys hover capabilities!
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Never considered chaffing lace ~ a whole new world… which I just might avoid. . . 😝
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It’s a whole new level of uncomfortable!
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That black dress with all the top stitching is actually quite pretty. I would not welcome the oversized sleeves and the “birds”. Other than that, it has pretty shoulder shaping and a pretty shape to the skirt.
Why do all of these models look like angry, skinny boys?
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Paid in clothes me thinks.
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When I was 27 years old, back in 1971, and much more lithe and energetic, I would have had fun with the blue striped dress.
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It looks quite sashay worthy.
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some real 5 minute fashion moments there – on the other hand personally the diamond patchwork fascinated me as I was thinking of ways for upcycling mens ties…… but even with that – I dont have vionnet body to wear it……
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Have you tried tacking birds to clothes you already have?
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I’ll have one of the topstitched dress without the parrots please…but the striped jersey number looks like it was put on backwards.
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It’s dragging…
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