Built in heat resistant bib for eating ramen on the train!
What always worries me about utopian societies is it’s either toga or lab coats. 
I liked this better when Colin Firth wore in in the lake scene….
As I scroll down I go from ‘meh’ to ‘monstrous’ with this hem.
Slowly Alices lip bomb drops ever lower into the tote abyss. 
Ok Ladies, duly noted. The office is cold. 
Jil. Jil. I expect reasonable pieces from you and you give me nurse hoof booties. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Oh god! Those puddled pants!
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You get e.coli from puddled lettuce edging!
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Honestly, its no wonder the models all look so sullen. Or maybe they are just avoiding tripping on those hems. Wearing hoof booties. On the other hand, the cold office outfits have a certain charm.
ceci
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Good tailoring doesn’t have to be boring- I thought….
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Amazing. They managed to make the clothes both boring and weird at the same time.
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It’s like corporate casual Phillip Glass!
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Jil Sander, so reliably elegant and minimalist. Wait, wha…
I feel like these would all be excellent if you cut them off at the knees, but that seems unnecessarily cruel to the models who already have to put up with so much.
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Such odd footwear. So joyless.
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I think of Jil Sanders as the designer who delivers boring, now laced with ugly and à soupçon of impractical. Still, if I ever wanted to run up a rip off there’d be no shortage of basic patterns to be mutilated in the hem area or accessorised with something clumpy. And the colours lend themselves to recycling as floor cloths.
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My name is Jill. I’m glad hers is Jil – she has proven herself unworthy of the second “L”.
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So unworthy.
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I cannot with those sweater pants things. Cannot.
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Ugh- like weird 70’s dance warm ups
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It is amazing to me that using flat chest models still shows that every outfit could use some bust darts or shaping. Sad to see good wool abused like this and used as sheep hooves!
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The hooves- who wants their feet to look bigger??
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I think they’re down filled camp booties, sadly with camp as in fire ring, not as in interesting and campy. But then… how long would any of those whites or walked on hems stay white or hemmed in camp, suburb or city?
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Imagine the static
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Did Jil Sander die and someone else who saw maybe one of her pieces once when drunk buy the company and hope to coast on the name alone for a while? If so, it won’t work.
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This situation bears watching!!
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You can watch and then I won’t have to!
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So glad I wasn’t drinking when I read the Colin Forty comment. That would not have ended well!
I think the models expressions day all that is needed about this lot.
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Faces as long as their hems.
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It’s all a bit meh!
The hooves are creepy 😳
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Call me old school, but if God didn’t give you hooves-
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No doubt, the hooves were ridiculous but some of the clotthes had potential. Actually “lab coat”
and “toga” had good lines. Length of pants a bit overdone. I couldn’t figure out what she had
attached to her leg. Poor thing. Loved pleated skirt and plaid “fabric” was pretty but needed
a designer to make something out of it. HOOVES! Whatever was she trying to say?
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