Good morning everyone and welcome to another day in the kitchen of the Pie-and-Leer Woman!
You know nothing quite warms my dainty heart like whipping up vittles for my extremely virile and all-American husband Lard! Today he’s out in the corral castrating the livestock and working up a manly appetite! So I’m in the kitchen as God intended making him a little snack! 
Lard works so hard and he likes me pretty, so I always bake in a fresh new outfit with grease defying cleavage!
Today I’m wearing Burda 6974 and it it’s in a sassy knit geometric print so I can run out to the paddock and wrestle a calf if necessary, without getting any noticeable blood on me! The gathered front neckline has a draped center and reminds me of Darlin’ Lard when he tucks his bib into his flannel and tears into some ribs! 
I got the fabric shipped from Fabricmart cuz it wouldn’t do for me to be out of the kitchen for too long- my menfolk need constant nurturing and hearty proteins!
This shape is a favorite of mine and I cut it as a dress originally- but decided it looked too much like another dress I had- so I tunic’d it. See, Lard isn’t the only one willing to cut things off! 
photo credits- pattern review, little me,
You are truly insane… in the very best ways! 😉 Love this top, think I’ll have to give it a try, even if I don’t have an All-American husband named Lard LOL
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I use several of the Pioneer woman’s recipes, but Mr B and I roll our eyes hard at the lifestyle parts!
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You look stunning and that top is gorgeous!! But oh my I snorted my morning coffee! 😂😂😂
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Darn Liesl refused to get in the oven for pictures! Where is the trust?
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Ah yes, wisdom handed down from pioneer women through the ages: sew up your frocks in a blood-concealing print. I love this top. Is the front all one piece on this pattern or is the draped part separate?
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It’s one piece- with this giant t-Rex shape that gathers and flips around.
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Best. Post. Ever. Love the tunic, but love your wit even more. Keep on sewing!
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Thank you! I’m a lousy poser- so I need something to get me distracted!
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Very funny! 😂😂😂 nice work on the top too! I love the tunic styles!
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So comfortable! It’s perfect for days you can’t handle trying to coordinate an outfit too hard!
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OMG I love the top, but it really does remind me of the ones she wears! Great post!
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Lard is a lucky man!
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You made my day. Thanks for the laughs.
Also the top is great;)
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Thank you!!
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You just made me laugh so hard. Awesome top as well! I want a cameo from Lard.
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Perhaps we’ll do barn shots for the holidays!
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That’s ambitious, since you’ll be so busy preparing the holiday feasts! I hope it works out.
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I already dug the fire pit in my new Vogue…..
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Absolutely magnificent.
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I blush and coo.
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We call my husband Lardy Da. Sometimes Fatback. And your top is really nice – always up for a bit of cleavage in the kitchen. Thanks for you always great posts Anne.
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Ooh- Fatback is perfect! Maybe that’s an intimate pet name.
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I am inspired as always – especially as we have the same mixer – feeling all homey now and may whip up one of those special 1950s holiday aprons so beloved – now just to figure how to get my 1950s wasp waist back….
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Well, it won’t be they her recipes! I do love her recipes- but spartanthey aren’t!
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Cute top! Your post cracked me up. Love your humor!
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Aw, you are sweet!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You are not put together right. And I like that about you.
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Is it my glassy stare?
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Yes. That’s exactly it.
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I read this while at work and everyone was looking at me, because I can’t laugh quietly haha!! Brilliant post and a really beautiful tunic.
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Oh thank you!
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As always Anne, your wit cracks me up! You carried this “blog” off beautifully.
Like the top too!
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Yikes! You’re scaring me! (Just kidding.) I read this on my phone while I was waiting at the doctor’s office, and I laughed so hard people stared at me.
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I think I need to come visit you and learn some real man-pleasing recipes and how the best way to pose in the kitchen to get some attention aka lovin’! That top is so flattering!!! We all could use one of those for whipping up vittles!!!!
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I love that shape- it’s quite hip friendly!
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