Erin tried hard to include Phillips cat in their wedding- but in hindsight, she really would have been safer carrying a bouquet. 
Amber- you’ve left us no time to buy gifts- we will only be in Target a moment!just tell the driver to wait!
A Christmas wedding complete with popcorn garland details for the bride!
‘No, no Ronald. I’m not disappointed about getting a toaster- NOT an engagement ring. I’d never given it any thought!’
Gaw- Wanda, you are so over the top- my mothers church does not have a moth problem!?
Just exchanging cookies at CiCis pizza? I have just the thing….
Serving dinner at the homeless shelter- don’t they deserve me at my best?
Don’t sulk Enid- of course we found your ‘I am the gift’ joke hilarious….again. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
This collection (especially the four pastel-colored bridesmaids lined up in a row) puts me in mind of Lady Holiday’s collection in The Great Muppet Caper. Were I a little girl in the Eighties again, this would be part of my dream closet.
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Anytime we can conjure Muppet references is a very good day.
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I look at some of these pieces and wonder, who wears this???
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Celebrity brides? Real Housewives? Harems?
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totally and uterrly creepy!
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Brides in non-bridal settings are pretty offputting, aren’t they?
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I follow a blog by a wedding dress alteration person. Brides are always getting dresses like the popcorn one 6 sizes too small and then wanting it altered. Hilarity ensues. She is a wedding dress wizard though.
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I know who you mean and her powers border on Godlike!
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Huge guffaws over that first dress and description! HappyHappy Hols, you two! 🎄 ☃️
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Aw back at you, Toors!
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The last one might be kind of luscious. One appears to be nude through the lace. The bride would
definitely have everyone’s attention. Aren’t weddings suppose to be a sacred ceremony? Some have
a hint of the traditional styles. I say there is potential there. Fabrics might be very lovely.
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Yeah, remember the scene in The Wedding Singer about the level of ‘church tongue’ was appropriate at the altar? I’m thinking the new discussion is in regards to ‘church nipple’
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Lordie, I hope I never seen any of these in my sewing studio!!!!! Thanks for sharing the latest scary gowns!!!!
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Well-at least they don’t have too many layers to hem!😏
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Yikes! Almost entirely awful.
If I had been offered a toaster instead of the ring there wouldn’t have been a wedding!
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