‘Psst- it’s Bruderlein- it’s time for my annual guest editor post. As usual I pick Zac Posen. A designer of exquisite taste and-‘

Bru- what’re you doing? This is wearable Wednesday-

‘I know. I’m curating. This is excellent and the sleeves can hold many biscuits.’Bruder, can I take over?

‘No. Zac is a dachshundist and deserves our best’

Oh, excuse me. Carry on.

‘ This Blouse is something I would like to lick.’

That’s it? That’s your take on it?

‘I like that it has a tail. Let’s keep moving. Helmutt did this to one of your dresses and you got very mad. But obviously, we, like Zac are innovators.’

Um ok. The fabric is lovely-

‘But scratchy. Like the plant by the mailbox.’

Very Anna Wintour-worthy commentary, Bru, thanks.

‘I calls it like I sees it. This one looks perfect for the puppy park and a trip to Starbucks’Ok, i agree. How about this?

‘Hmm- the back looks very comfy- let’s ask the model to lay down so I can get on her back!’

That might seem rude.

‘I want to pull the bows’

Me too! Ok Bru, I think we’re all on to you- you just think that Mr Posen is going to invite you to come drink out of his rich guy toilet in the Hamptons. Remember I’m your plus 1, m’kay?

Photo credits: Vogue.com