Oompa Loompah Loopity doo! I’ve got a puzzling designer for you-
What do you get when your aim is to shock?
Scratchy lace and a semi dropped crotch!
Oompa Loompa doompity dag
This designers work- is making me gag!
Crazy is fine when it’s once in a while! A droopy lace bib, an ankle monitor wire!-
Most of this tho- belongs in a fire!
Oh, I wonder who would pay for this-
Photo credits: Vogue.com
This is all just weird. It’s not even fun weird, just weird weird. It’s making me incoherent.
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So scary, so very scary.
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This is so revolting, I can’t even make fun of it.
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It’s discouraging.
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Do I detect desperation in this collection? The combination of infantilising and fetishism yells ‘notice me, I’m so daring but cute with it’.
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As the sole practitioner of Geriatric Toddler style- I find this maddening!
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I detect some type of manga/anime/cos-play influence here. Perhaps if I was 18 years old and into that, I might love it. Definitely wouldn’t work for me now, but I am intrigued by the little capelet hoodie thing.
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That is for submarine navigators. You can stay stylish while popping out of the hatch. Short enough so it doesn’t tangle in your feet on the ladder.
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Want to shock? Fine. Want to shock AND make each garment in less than an hour with items from the rag bin? Forget it. I am insulted by the lack of technical skill—at least put some effort into the assembly!
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Yeah- that pig mask looks like an elbow after a bicycle wreck.
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What’s with the facial scars? The clothes aren’t scary enough?
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Whoa! Do you know I didn’t even notice? In my defense, it’s a lot to take in.
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WTF? That’s all I can say
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That’s about the gist of it.
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Have the models been crying backstage? I would too if they made me wear clothes designed by a toddler on a bad day.
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It’s tantrum wear! That’s it!
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the facial scars and the backwards knee pads are disturbing. Which might be the point.
I do like the striped stockings (on them, not me).
ceci
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Yeah- I’d look like a swollen barber pole in those.
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Just so ugly
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Oh so ugly.
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It’s, ummmmm, yeah….. I got nuthin’. 😒
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You’re usually so positive. I feel like I’ve killed your spark…..
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Those girls look like they have been growing their hair out in order to fashion some kind of hair-related method of escape from the dank tower they have imprisoned in…
Run, girls, run!!
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There’s strength in unity girls! You can do it!
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PYEW–that all stinks. I’d love to know the prices–
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I think I’d end up laying down on the floor in the showroom if I knew the prices.
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Didn’t notice the scars either. I think that either they used scarred models, or it is some kind of post-apocalyptic commentary. Very popular. The full mask is for the very shy, alternatively for the highly scarred/no face at all.
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The statement is lost on me- I think I’m too shallow.
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