But how will I know you? There will be so many people at the depot….
‘Welcome to Mercilous Ming’s- home of the24 Oz mai tai, can I get you a table by the laser beam?’
Gaw- even her bodice wants to cover its face?!Uncle Dan loved those car seats- how could you!!!
You only have 3 yards- ok, we’ll just piece it.
Oh no- the chick incubator is down again, eh Wanda?
So I was thinking Elton…..
An aeorodynamic catwalk demands ones shoulder Pringle’s never be wider than their Outback rat flaps.
I keep looking for a tiny Liza Minnelli to pop out of her skirt and sing Cabaret songs with Joel Grey….
Ok, so just grab some of the pirate wench and witch costumes off the returns shelf and suit up- I can’t believe Erica called out on the hostess desk!?
You could have told me your cat was lactose intolerant before I held her in my lap.
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Hmmm they look very well-made…but still fugly. I pity those poor fabrics tortured and taunted into such a waste of their existence…
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Fabric robbed of its potential is indeed sad.
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Sorry, I just keep looking at the hats and thinking, “What science fiction movie is this from?”
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They remind me of those 1930ās Mickey Mouse costumes that were nightmare inducing!
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Or maybe a mashup of Mickey Mouse and the Flying Nun.
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Donāt give Anna Wintour any ideas for the next Met Gala theme!!!
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In a word: gross.
I did like the first bag.
The one she was holding, I mean.
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Iām going to have to say it- itās the best Loewe Iāve seen in a long time.
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Handmaidens’ tale perhaps? I would love to have all that lovely pirates lace to do something (different) with…
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Itās like a despoiled table cloth
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I agree with Emily– that beautiful lace… It could have made 2 or 3, or more, lovely garments. Restraint is a useful design tool. Also the paisley hole-y dress could have very nice with organza under the holes, not that white schmata.
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The pirate lacy business just looks so done to death.
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Oh, yeah, the lace-cut paisley has fascinating potential, but maybe not for clothing. Wallpaper?
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Wallpaper right before you have the cat declawed?
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Well I will pass on the Big Bird Yellow and the piecing but I do like the fabric on the second one!
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Can I say yuck? (Also, I once had a cat like that. Not good)
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I had a grudge pooper cat. Bad times!
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We need a Fabric Liberation Army
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now I am looking for the tiny Liza Minelli to pop out too….especially coming after the Elton John moment – wonderful commentary as always!
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You are too kind!
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Not gonna lie, when I was 5 I would have loooooved all that yellow floofy mess.
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There aren’t words for how much I appreciate your sense of humor.
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Awwww!
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