The slave that stands behind Anna Wintour waiting to wipe her lips after she has her morning virgins blood smoothie wears this:
Mick Jagger was last seen wearing this-
How can you be upset? This isn’t too bad!
If she didn’t have that serious thigh gap, her inner thigh sequins would pelt the front rows.
I’m liking this- in a Duchess if Windsor’s parlour wallpaper kind of way….
If you brush the skirt upward you get a portrait of Cecil Beaton riding a hobbyhorse!
Hold on- can an entire model be sucked into a roomba? Somebody grab her tail!
This is fun- like dancehall floozie fun- 
Can I be buried in this? I was planning to be cremated, but this looks like it won’t burn. 
Looks like Adam Ants daughter Peony found the ‘special trunk’…..
Ok, ok- no more skirt rubbing- don’t get angry! 
photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
#3 I like the outer garment only paired with something else. #6 nice top/no brooch please
#8 LOVE the blue print dress moving back down the runway! Last outfit: like the outer piece
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There is a lot going on here and I’d like to have the chutzpah to wear these altogether! I’ll take the brooch for you!
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Not gonna lie… I like most of these and wish I could get away with wearing them. Maybe when I go to Walmart, huh?
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I live inthe south and rock a barely tolerated geriatric toddler vibe. These would lead to pearl clutching on a carpal tunnel inducing level!
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I live in Oklahoma. Practically anything goes as long as you add cowboy boots.
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Sounds like the title of your sex tape!
Bu-dumpa! Thank you, thank you! Enjoy your stay in the Catskills!
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Dancehall Floozie would be a great band name.
I actually like most of this. Would I wear it? No. But I would be impressed if I saw others wearing it. 🙂
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Good point- they can tour with ‘Panic at the disco’
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The Dancehall Floozie outfit is probably my favorite. Sadly not much application in my day to day life but one can hope. I’m shocked that a couple of the models don’t look furious or clinically depressed – new marketing approach perhaps?
ceci
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Maybe they’re new!
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Or just had their daily cigarette and Diet Coke!
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I love most of these outfits and wish I had the life in which I would them. Maybe I could push the boundaries of my CPA firm’s dress code a bit?
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Just throw on some navy pumps- it’ll be fine!
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I just love every impractical bit of this. Thigh rubbing and all….
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So much rubbing…
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Love them all and II would wear almost all of them, but why did they choose models with such short arms for the jackets?
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That’s a good point. I hate the sleeve over the palm thing. Gets in my ice cream.
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I love lots and lots of these – just not all at the same time, but maybe there were only so many models, only so much time for the show, and So Many eyeball gob-smacking garments? So, pile ’em on!!
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I love some gaudy layering!
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It’s all ripped-off John Galliano for Dior, who did it first and so much better–Pdid that nasty men’s cologne decades ago and that’s what he’s noted for.
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Oh- that’s funny- my first thought was about that stink water!!
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The fabrics are nice, but they seem to have been randomly chosen to pair together.
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It’s like a lot of 70’s wallpaper samples thrown together from Jade Jaggers villa remodel.
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I would scroll up and start with “oh that’s a pretty fabric” and end up with “oww that hurts my eyes!”
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I wish I was brave enough to wear half of this lot! (Though not all at the same time)
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Actually wearing just half might’ve preferable!
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Well I think it’s all “young people’s clothes” but I do love the fabrics! Well except the metal looking stuff! And like you say, not all at the same time!
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But in that good way, right? The pain of glorious fashion!
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😂
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ahhh!!!! mick jagger’s pants!!!! i love them so much. i will want them in a wider leg when i make them myself. i will now commence searching for this fabric.
actually, the whole mick jagger outfit is pretty sweet. but that pants fabric…
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I love a narrow legged pant- tho they make me look like Mr Toad…
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I can’t not see sequins pelting the front row. LOL
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Shields up, fashuonistas!
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