Wearable Wednesday Christopher Esber


Let’s start slow-

Weirdly enough- I’m seeing Mickey Mouse.

I’ve never seen an outfit that makes a models belly button scream in horror….Huh, there are more strings holding her sandals on than the dress! Sooner or later I’m going to get the hanger so tangled in this that I end up having a psycho meltdown Joan Crawford style. 1 pocket for anti-frizz gel, the other for extra garment supporting shoe laces….‘Hi- I’m wondering if you could help me find something unflattering yet strangely revealing- it’s for a job interview…’Boris Becker was stranded on an island for 5 years…..see his first interview on Inside Edition!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Our Legacy


June is coming- let’s turn this into an angry high school valedictorian speech.

  • Teachers, students and family. Our Legacy is something we aren’t ready to face yet-Our Legacy is confusing and hard to understand-

Our Legacy is spread out before us-

Our Legacy is like nothing we’d have imagined-Our Legacy is uncomfortable to stand in-

Our Legacy is incomprehensible and frightening-Our Legacy is something we should have worked harder for- Our Legacy is just a flash on the horizon!photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Alyx


Good morning- may I present Hester the Farrier Dominatrix!

…and her assistant Peggy.Looking forward to the new Tron athlesure collection at Footlocker-

It’s going to take a lot to bring back macrame and denim combos.

Sadly, I can see this camouflage. Sometimes the perm solution smell makes me nauseous too. That amount of hair gel under hot lights may be more flammable than the whole outfit.

Be concerned when your accountant keeps their passport so handy.

Photo credits: Vogue.com