Ok, after last week I thought I was starting to understand ‘Resort’. 
Remember Truman Capotes Caligula Pool party? I miss classy events like that. 
Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver-
…and the last in line was Madeline. 
Carlo was honored to be on the Popes private flight crew. 
Oh Lumiere! No!!!!
Welcome to Little Nero’s. Would you like a booth or a table?
I’m so sorry that your kabob was not to your liking, yes, we’ll comp your dessert. 
No. not even for Mickey. 
Miss Marple- the teen mysteries!
Tarts! 
And vicars!
Celebrities at the airport- they’re just like us!
Milo, this is the 3rd time you’ve been late this week- Mrs Phillips is ready for her waxing!
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Well, the first two made me feel some enthusiasm in spite of their extreme lack of practicality but starting with the third one… wow, just no. Some nice fabrics though.
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I’m having trouble finding the connection here- and I’m kind of afraid to.
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Exactly my thoughts- lovely fabrics to start with, but then total explosion of tat and insanity. No no no.
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Truly gross.
I always wonder with collections like this is the models are really as miserable as they look. Like, there’s Model Face and then there’s M O D E L F A C E.
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Models or hostages- you be the judge.
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I’m glad you had words for each piece as I don’t! 😊
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So there’s been a coup at Gucci… >
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It looks like everyone is evacuating the atelier with as much clothing as they can!
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I believe that when I was about 4 or 5 years old I self-styled something quite like the celebrity airport outfit, lacy tights as outerwear. Mom did not approve.
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As an adult who has bought products from the Disney coach collection- I’m scared.
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The one where the guy didn’t like his kabob just looks like they grabbed someone from the audience and wrapped a sheet around him and slapped something on his head because they were one short – or on a dare maybe. Yep – nothing here hangs together at all. At least for a change the airport celebrity girl has some actual meat on her thighs. Maybe she’s from the audience too?
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She had to have some major thigh chafe going on!!
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Ha! Glad someone else noticed her inner thighs were *gasp* touching! 🙂
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Oh, I just love ‘diversity’ hiring in the fashion industry! What a milestone!!
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Those poor models. I pray they never have to see these photos, much less have to uncringeingly present them to someone as part of their portfolios–when I worked for an agency decades ago, the idea was to NOT look ludicrous.
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This is the collection they don’t list on the resume- like Nicole Kidman not mentioning BMX Bandits on her IMDb page!!
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GUCCI?! Holy crap Batman! I think I’m voting this line the very worst of anything you’ve shown us this year! Such disrespect to Micky even, wow.
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It’s a bit painful on many levels.
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So I guess there is a lot of work that has to be done on this collection before anyone will really buy and wear it? Well except for “Jodie Foster” … my sister used to dress like that for school every day in the ’60’s! LOL
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What’s another word for putrid?
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I think we know the Italian word for it….
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brilliant choice of words as always -thoughts also on probably best not to get celeb airport dressing mixed up with papal flight crew should the event happen in my life…some amazing fabrics and dubious choices
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This was painful. I definitely mentally said Bjork and Gaga on several of these, but then it got too weird for even them. I need to lie down now.
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With your eyes averted from the monitor.
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I have missed your posts this past month. Really hope all is well!
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I hope all is well and you are getting a nice break this summer. Looking forward to when you return…
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