Hey, you kids in the back! No plucking jokes!
Some of those Hitchcock cameos are hard to find when you first watch….
Hey lady! You dropped your change…and your keys….and your chapstick, oh never mind!?
As the years wore on, Maid Marion tried anything to get Robins attention.
For sale: only worn once- gave up after it got tangled on the washer pole. 
Shipwreck day 33….and I look fabulous!!
Come on Esther- you can’t get around the clear purse rule at work….oh.
Springfield’s only sewage treatment company with only female employees feels kind of exploitative. 
Let me leave you with what I can only think of as a belly button ball gag……
Photo-credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
good grief
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Yup.
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Oh my! I actually kind of like Shipwreck Day 33. I wouldn’t wear it myself but I’m not sad that it exists. The rest of them? Well… they all like kind of shipwrecked. Or some kind of wrecked.
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I spend all day adjusting wrap skirts- that dress would make me crazy!
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Back to the weird!
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And confusing.
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That last girl looks like she is crying out for someone to save her from her life choices.
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Hopefully they’ll own bolt cutters.
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I must admit I love Wednesdays – reading your funny comments! And I think my favourite today is your “shipwrecked” dress! 🏆
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Rope burns could be an issue.
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yes … never thought of that! 🙂
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I’m speechless.
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What do they have in their ears? And why?
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Oh, that’s so they can hang the models up backstage.
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Okay so I sort of love the top on the poor model at the end 🙂 And I don’t hate the sheer black dress as a statement piece! I mean, I’d probably wear something like a fitted knit tank dress underneath or a tank and leggings but minor details! :-p
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Or a fancy harpists lobster bib?
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That last model looks like she is wearing some sort of yesteryears medical device. Or a decorative chastity belt.
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I’m going to rewatch ‘the Road to Wellville’ and look for it!
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Certainly these fashions require a bit of shaving but I like the sandals. Is this beach or office wear?
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Both, of course!
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Hmm…..maybe you have to work on a beach.
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Some of these outfits look like torture devices and the model’s expressions seem to support that.
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Yeah, I’m thinking some of the knots are tucked into rather delicate places.
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“Mama?” — “Yes dear?”, “What is NORMAL?” — “Oh, it’s just a setting on the dryer of course!” — Most of these so called pieces of clothing are pretty puke worthy IMHO! Gosh only knows what they cost for so little thought and materials. hahaha
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Zero hanger appeal for strips of fabric that look like bunting
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Oh, dear, I must be in the wrong universe . . . 🥴
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Yeah- let’s stay there!
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My favorite comments are the first two – you would be a hoot to go to a fashion show with, but we and everyone within ear shot would probably end up kicked out.
Also, I wonder why they try so hard to start with fairly pretty models and then so often do things with their faces and encourage expressions that make them less attractive? Perhaps they have to try That Hard not to upstage the clothes when the clothes are this… scrappy.
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It’s funny- surely they realize they are models- not rocket surgeons- do they think if they look surly enough we will understand the seriousness of their profession?
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They used what they probably called a plus-size model, but really she’s just average. That’s the only good thing I’ve got to say.
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It’s a better representation of what it could look like on a civilian.
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