Don’t bother fishing for compliments, Maria. The lake is dry. 
Pokeman, please go. 
Major thigh chafe warning- 
Is she standing in the worlds most useless tote bag?
I think her breastplate is made of recycled fast food drink cup holders and her panties were six pack rings. Nice. 
well, I think the stripes not matching is the least of the crimes on view here. 
Do I even need to comment on this knitted rick-rack taste of hell?
The new Tron full body maxi pad. 
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Wait, what?!
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Oh- go see the ones I didn’t show you- I just couldn’t- it was unsettling.
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A blank stare…that’s all I’ve got 😱
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It’s hard to take in.
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Yuck!
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I wash my car with better ‘stuff’ than that…
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You probably wash your car in better stuff too!
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That hurt my eyes.
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Imagine what it did to the models!
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Some of these models are particularly strange looking – not in a “celebrate beauty in all it’s human forms” way, but more in a deliberately non-celebratory post industrial poisons sort of way that goes with the clothing. I think I read this sci fi book…
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The contouring makeup, the eyebrows, the piercings- they just need some prosthetic gills.
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It seems the theme must be Ventilation? It is as if aliens from Area 51 in Nevada have escaped and just whipped up some original clothes from what they found in the military trash cans…hence the paper cup breastplate.
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Ventilation as a collection theme- it must be!!
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You’re on to something- my thought about most of it was recycling? 😳 But taken to the lowest levels.
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‘If I promise to never use k-cups or disposable straws again, can I avoid these???’
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Yeeeeeeesss!!!!
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Wow! Pokémon? The tote bag? The rest? How can you possibly make any of this usable? 🤮
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Ready to wear needs hanger appeal. I’m not sure you could put most of these on a hanger!?
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😂😂😂
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Er.. no, I can’t come up with anything.
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I usually think that everyone should know how to knit, but that’s obviously wrong.
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your comments as always are spot on…. the clothes have left me speechless (like Jay above)…. i can only imagine what it was like for the maker to hand back to the designer wondering if they got the instruction right….
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I’d Ike to see the Burda pattern instructions for some of these! 😜
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Truly dreadful
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Yuck!
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“knitted rick-rack taste of hell”. Spot on. These are fookin’ horrendous
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You know, I thought so too, but now… 😂
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Let’s move on to a different survival skill!!
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Science fiction. It has to be. But I’m not sure I even want to see this movie.
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They’ll need a new rating for this-
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Oh, goody goody gumdrops! Some ideas to pass along to the Learn How to Crochet class at church this autumn!
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Yay! Surely this is better than those dolls that hide the loo roll!
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What a waste of fabric
I’m saddened.
what do they do with this afterwards
it doesn’t look like it could be recycled into anything useful.
I couldn’t even imagine anyone actually wearing any of this on any street corner because that would be about the only place you’d wear it and those gals usually look better than these gals
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Please don’t flush these- a whole Maria Ke Fisherman ensemble could kill an entire school of porpoise.
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My mum was a fan of string bags for shopping. We could hand these out in supermarkets to reduce plastic use.
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If you’ll pardon my rudeness- you’ll drop your melons out of these.
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Many, many years ago, when I was a teenager, I thought it would be fun to be a model.
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Yeah- I wanted to be Princess Diana. Look how well that job turned out.
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The most incredible thing it to think of someone actually taking the time necessary to crochet all of this. Were they totally on board with the designer’s vision? Or were they just constantly reminding themselves of the paycheck that would eventually come?
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It was a hostage situation I’m sure. Crochet and we’ll let you see your grandchildren again.
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I saw this post and thought I had read through it all? Perhaps not. I can’t get past the tote bag lady though!
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She’s hard to ignore!
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Missing you. Because this is NOT a good place to stop.
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Have they stopped making bad clothes or something…? That can’t be true, although we can hope. I hope you’re okay and back soon–
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we miss you . . .
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I miss your posts!
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Another regular reader who misses you and hopes all is well.
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