Wearable Wednesday Stine Goya


Ah, the holidays. When you drink enough to let your cousin cutting your hair seem like a good plan.st5

Oh, no Hester- she got to you??

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I can’t help in the kitchen, I sadly have pink eye. st2

Oh, yeah me too.

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It’s like a plague this year, totally.

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Fine. I’ll sieve the gravy with Aunt Betty. I wore an outfit that covers all my tattoos. st4

Ugh, I hear everyone who slept at Cousin Floyds house has pink eye. st10

photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Brock Collection


Let’s all pause a moment and think about the plight of models with cramps. Bravely soldiering on thru the pain…Hurry Alice! Drink the other bottle!Oh, that’s where I left my copy of Swann’s Way!Kidney Stones! I think it’s kidney stones!Is her head on backwards?

Are you still cold Enid? Is your blood even flowing?Like a young Kate Hepburn….with Lyme Disease.

For the love of Mr Darcy, can one of the interns loan her a scrunchie so we can see the clothes? Are you huffing Flonase again Enid? We talked about this!?Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Moschino


So I was on the subway this morning…..img_0784

‘I’m so possessive that I rock his Roc necklaces giant ass puffer jacket’

Rosie Perez called- she said you need to return her storage locker keys…..NOWMy husband cringes whenever I attempt a baseball cap- he says it just looks unnatural. I think he sees this.Wear matching track suits to see the Mets she says, it’ll be fun she says. Then she shows up with another guy……NY Transit has come up with an anti-turnstile jumping initiative. After your 2nd offense, you are issued these pants. Northface presents their first collection of prom wear in sassy satin-finish gortex!

Every year thousands of Russian peasant women immigrate to NY to pursue their dreams….. Grandmas vintage Chanel was perfect for Erins new job with just a few adjustments.  Toby was so excited to be invited to the Kardashian pajama party!Hannah felt the chiffon bow blouse was too much for a job interview………Alex wasn’t going to let that Chihuahua that spooked him yesterday from using public transit, he was ready!Photo credits: Vogue.com