Let’s all pause a moment and think about the plight of models with cramps. 
Bravely soldiering on thru the pain…
Hurry Alice! Drink the other bottle!
Oh, that’s where I left my copy of Swann’s Way!
Kidney Stones! I think it’s kidney stones!
Is her head on backwards? 
Are you still cold Enid? Is your blood even flowing?
Like a young Kate Hepburn….with Lyme Disease. 
For the love of Mr Darcy, can one of the interns loan her a scrunchie so we can see the clothes? 
Are you huffing Flonase again Enid? We talked about this!?
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
So its not Wednesday… it was here so I read it. And smirked delightedly. Sooo glad to have you back❣️
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Can I be honest? I’ve forgotten how to schedule!! 🙄
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I know exactly what you mean about “getting out of the habit.” 😉 Things can change quickly, and things can disappear for no apparent reason, even when all indicators say differently. (As in comments and tags suddenly gone from my posts.) So glad to have you back❣️
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So great to know there are designer outfits for every painful condition.
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It’s a weight off of us, isn’t it?
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I can very much relate to that first model 😅
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She is all of us.
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So that’s why they look so glum! Thanks for clearing that up Anne 😁
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I’m just an adorable PSA
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What a strange mashup of exquisite clothes entirely hidden by histrionic posturing. Disappoint!
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They didn’t exactly break any new ground- but nothing to be ashamed of.
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Again you have illustrated the disturbing in laugh out loud words. I remain in awe of your ability to craft these posts.
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Oh you’re so sweet! I hope you don’t have cramps ever.
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Ohh… I’ve missed your humor so much! So glad you are posting Wearable Wednesdays again- even if it’s irregularly scheduled. THANK YOU!
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I’ll set an alarm clock!
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The sad part of this is, some of these look quite lovely, you just can’t tell because of the cramptortions of these models.
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Exactly!
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I actually love the clothes, but the models need to be inflated so they don’t sag so much–it’s like those holiday lawn-balloon santas when they malfunction.
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