Fendi baffles me. Do I hate it? Do I want to
Embrace the Pollyanna wears a moving blanket vibe?
-I’ve always thought that my purse needed it’s own purse. 
I hear that in the very posh VIP lounges they provide jammies. 
Tho that may change since Gwyneth has been caught stealing them….
Upgrade me or I will jump!! I mean it!! 
Fendi- you’re like a bad boyfriend- you keep sucking me in with little glimpses of charm
.Then the pants come off. 
This blouse combo has a high chafing rating. 
prove me wrong- denim is not lux. This looks like Mr Furly. 
Project Runway presents: Grannies Boudoir unconventional challenge! 
Best Oasis album cover ever! 
where’s my mace?! 
Photo credits: Vogue. Com
Pretty Grievances 
The light blue outfit is not bad. I have mixed feelings about the jacket though.
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For me, the “little glimpse of charm” was the jacket or more precisely On the jacket – the pockets are just unexpected enough to be amusing without being a poke in the eye!
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And it’s all so absorbent!
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These fabrics make it impossible not to think that the designer simply raided a number of estate sales for couches and curtains from the 1970s. I have smell the stale cigarette smoke from here.
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*can
I *can* smell it.
Oh, nevermind.
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I hope they kept the pastel charcoal poodle sketches together as a set
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I’m getting a love/hate whiplash effect here. Hard to believe it’s all the same collection. I do think Gwyneth should fire her stylist though – it was a very sad choice for her.
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She looked like Miss Havershams least favorite lampshade
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Talk about at one end of the spectrum, and then the other. Whew! Loved a few pieces, like the quilted cape, some of the shoes, and the corduroy coat.
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I’d grab a few pieces but together- oh not for me
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I could see myself in that last one . . . if I were 7 feet tall and 2 inches wide. . .
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Well, we’ll always have purses!
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Of course I get it that none of these are supposed to be Practical in any way, but like the suspension of disbelief in fiction, the author or designer has to Work with us here. Knit underwear with sheer over things looks like the most bunchy, itchy, impossible temperature combo ever!
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Here’s the thing. I only use Designers RTW collections and they are still too crazy for the average bear. It’s just bizarre that there are no practical trench coats!?
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not fond of the color but I would totally wear the jacket on the left in the 2nd photo (double purse lady)…
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Me too! But I’d look like a harvest gold fridge!
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I’d take the denim jacket, the cordoroy coat and all the bags. Gwyneth can have the rest!
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No takers for the shoes?
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The granny boudoir pants could be a costume in a future-retro alt 40’s dimension film. The rest? Sigh. Leans towards charm, face plants in dementia.
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Blade Romper!
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I kind of liked the bedspread cape, is that weird?
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Well, you’ll make a grand entrance!
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Also, I can’t believe that no one has mentioned the crocheted underwear…talk about having a fire crotch! Is this how they stay warm in the far north?
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I hated to be the first to mention it…..
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If they are made from wool yarn…don’t get too close to the fireplace honey or the room will smell of wet sheep!
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Eek!!
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I love the corduroy jacket (not so crazy about the upholstery-thick piping, though).
And Grannies’ Boudoir? That is some serious niche dressing (and just think what Project Runway would come up with!). However, I rather like the jumpsuit–if it were made in a different fabric.
Gyneth’s brown dress in the posh VIP lounge makes me think of Picasso’s famous melting painting….
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Gwynny should have asked for extra watches!
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Awful. And I heard you get out out of the high class lounges if you climb on the furniture.
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Most of my VIP lounge knowledge is from that Taylor /Burton movie- I should research more!
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Haven’t we seen enough of knickers?
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It’s a pendulum. We swing toward no knickers for a while, then we swing toward too visible knickers!
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I think Pollyanna is wearing a moving blanket AND a set of drapes.
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Well, she saw it in the window and had to have it!
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I really think they should punk the Project Runway judges with one of the collections you feature. If the contestants came up with this stuff, they’d be eliminated!
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I’m always amazed at what they like and what they discard!
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I like the last coat. Just not, you know, in that color.
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