Let’s set a mood, shall we?
These shoulders tucks can fit the entire daily calorie intake of one professional runway model! Fashion + function! Winner, winner tiny dinner!
As if, Toni! I said I was wearing my IKEA wrap today- bitch!
Turn Blue Heather- mines Benetton! 
So what if you haven’t finished shrink wrapping the model- we’ll crop the hose out later! 
Due to a severe waxing accident, Tiffany was forced to sit out the runway. 
I mean so like, the galleria was way packed- I couldn’t wedge myself into the Claire’s. It was bogus. 
Doy Erica- it was 2for 1 stud day- the food court was slammed with toasted surfers scarfing at full pitch. Whatever. 
Shut.Up. Marley- is that your mothers suede fringed bolero? You’re so tripendicular in that. I totally die of env. 
Do you have a clue Yardley? That is like granny wear to the max. Wear pink rollers and cruise the farmers market much? 
photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
It’s the 80s all over again!!!
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Just a bit!!
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I like the lace blouse but things kinda went downhill (more like over a cliff) from there. Also, the high waist jeans are kinda cute but not for me.
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As my hips get bigger, I sport a high waist anyway!!
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Yeah, I always wear high waist jeans but always with a top over them, never tucked in. I don’t really want to emphasize the hips or the old-lady-belly.
BTW, I think it’s hilarious that suddenly everyone is wearing mom jeans after making fun of them for over a decade.
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I seriously look like mr toad in high waisted pants….
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So very 80’s! (there’s nothing new under the sun..)But even in the 80’s I had more hip than that!
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Lord me too!!!
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forgot how much I love that song (fits rather well as I have also been watching strangely compelling paris hilton cookery lesson on youtube so lord knows where 2020 will lead to) – funny mix of 80s and 90s looks, i did like the high waist denim but that could be envy as I certainly couldnt fit them.
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I think Frank was the best part of this post!
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That is the highest waist I have ever seen on a pair of jeans! I believe it would be up around my shoulders.
I do love Yardley’s granny wear coat though.
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That one is textile porn for me?
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Those white jeans (fringed bolero pic) are SCARY high! That fly zipper is like a foot long!
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Terrifying!
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