Wearable Wednesday Christopher Kane


‘Oh Brett! Why must you play with me like I’m some sort of board game for your amusement??’

This is serious Dita Von Teese grocery store wear!

This is my only hope for doing that ‘half tuck shirt thing the cool kids do. What’s up with her toes??

I see Formal Fester.

Sparkly squid- do do da do do do…..

Hmm….a fisherman’s knit with a lobster bib. That is inspired!

Let’s take up a collection in the front row to buy her another pocket.
I think her thong is trying to kill her!
You should see how embellished her crocs are!
Sign my petition to get Kiernan Shipka in this dress!
Fooled you! You just signed my petition to make Kate Middleton wear this to Beatrices wedding! Bwahahaha!
Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Puppets and Puppets


No, seriously. Why do t I have a cookie belt?

This is like the last minute ‘Mom! I need a costume for digit day! Wake up! Why are you sleeping? The carpool is here!!’ Nightmare

Oh no! Your knee balloons aren’t inflated! Now the collection won’t make any sense!?

No. I won’t wear it. I don’t care. I’ll walk in

My own clothes. Fine. Fiona- you’re up!!

All Hail our Queen!!

Drop crotch sad Olive Oyl frock? Are those bath bombs?

Ok, so I never actually saw the new Aquaman- but I’m sure I can make you a costume if you describe it…..

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Attico


The specific Attico would be Stevie Nicks-o…..

I don’t think anyone really enjoys making button holes, but come on Susan!?

Wanda, hows the sciatica? Let Herve know if you need a break, m’kay?

Herve! Go get Pepita- mamas chihuahua is bothering the models!Aw- look what Aunt Clara made you for your interview, Ralphie!!Have you gotten this stuck on anything? (Insert Lindsey Buckingham voice)

Maybe one, maybe twice…. ‘I can’t move. They tied the dress to the shoes. Please help me’Obviously a wedding dress designer was called in to show her how to bustle up her drop crotch in 5 easy points! Psst- I said ditch the Pocahontas bridal finale! The protesters are getting rough out there!credits: Vogue.com