No, seriously. Why do t I have a cookie belt?
This is like the last minute ‘Mom! I need a costume for digit day! Wake up! Why are you sleeping? The carpool is here!!’ Nightmare
Oh no! Your knee balloons aren’t inflated! Now the collection won’t make any sense!?
No. I won’t wear it. I don’t care. I’ll walk in
My own clothes. 
Fine. Fiona- you’re up!!
All Hail our Queen!!
Drop crotch sad Olive Oyl frock? Are those bath bombs?
Ok, so I never actually saw the new Aquaman- but I’m sure I can make you a costume if you describe it…..
Photo credits: Vogue.com
Pretty Grievances 
Seriously!!? I just feel sorry for the models.
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Now we understand the angry model face!
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The fact that a model actually wore any of these pieces is shocking!
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Yeah, this is not the show you want to be recognized for!
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OMG…look at the expression on Fiona’s face. I want to rescue her.
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I’ll rent the van- you get the snacks.
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poor fiona – what are those things on that belt or do i really really want to know….
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Oh- those help her fly.
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This just makes me angry. Though, points for diversity in terms of race, gender, body shape, and…sanity level?
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Ok, fine little designers- you made your point about ridiculousness, but who funds these art pieces?
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I’m trying to keep an open mind, but when things get this experimental, I have to wonder why not throw an interactive art exhibit at, say, the local waste disposal center, rather than showing at NYFW? Can you imagine attending this show? I hope there was a ready supply of anti-nausea pills.
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Uh… what? Wait! The brown plaid shirt is nice! What’s that doing in there?
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Model paid one of the dressers $50 to trade clorhes
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Fiona obviously was crawling around on her hands and knees following a disastrous presentation by a balloon artist….how else to explain all the detritus remaining in her boot laces?
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There can be no other explanation
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I really don’t know what to say/think.
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I say we don’t think too hard about it. Could be scarring
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WTF?
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What tremendous fashion?
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what tremendous fuckery is this https://media2.giphy.com/media/dmdHWxusgbte0/giphy.webp?cid=790b7611ad9afe0525a7f7dc90cd70c1660926d85a914f9b&rid=giphy.webp
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dear (insert holy or divine being of your choice here)!!! WTH?? I say with absolute horror at this mess
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Somebody needed a tax write off?
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What a mess. The first outfit reminders me of the 1970s Oompah Loompahs. Did the creators go to design school? Other designers that create wearable clothes must cringe when they see stuff like this come down the runway.
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It’s just crazy.
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If I paid for my child to go to fashion design school and this is what they came up with…..
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Actually it’s designed like you sent your kid to welding school by mistake.
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How does the blue girl ever manage to use the bathroom? And why is “I’ll wear my own clothes” carrying a dagger?
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Oh, she’s the balloon popper.
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Should we be taking clues from their name? I have to admit, I’d kinda like to see the puppet show that stars all these characters.
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Lady Elaine is not onboard for this.
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I hope the models got paid well for that ritual humiliation. It takes wtfery to a new level.
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‘This can’t be right- but Giselle and Kendra said to go to this warehouse to model for the Chanel show’
– secret model hazing
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AHAHAHAHA! I would say to keep all the ‘clothes’ but to send the gorgeous model in the pastel thing over here, but how could I take the person seriously enough to take the person seriously? I used to work at a modelling agency in the NY area, and would never be cruel enough to send people to stagger embarassedly in this little event.
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