‘Oh Brett! Why must you play with me like I’m some sort of board game for your amusement??’
This is serious Dita Von Teese grocery store wear!
This is my only hope for doing that ‘half tuck shirt thing the cool kids do. What’s up with her toes??
I see Formal Fester.
Sparkly squid- do do da do do do…..
Hmm….a fisherman’s knit with a lobster bib. That is inspired!
Pretty Grievances 
You had me at shark (la la la la )
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Good grief. Such a lot of ugliness, plus fishnet nipple chafing, ENORMOUS ears, sickly looking models, and those toes! I suspect the looseness of the shoe-straps makes her need to clench her toes to keep the damned things on. Some designers are just sadists I suspect…
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I’d like to see the boots up close tho….
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Those poor models are clenching more than their toes!
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o that squid dress and strangly placed ‘eyes’….. and it was of to such a cute start with the board game dress – and to think there used to be a concept that things were made better by a bow!
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That’s a lot of pressure to put on a bow!
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These look like costumes from a horror movie. I’d like to see a remake of The Addams Family movie with the characters togged out in this gear. As always I just adore your commentary. Take care.
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All I could see was alien invasion for some reason.
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Guess we should feel lucky that the blue pocket-missing model was allowed to wear underpants! All of these look like a bloggers “triangle challenge” that went way out to lunch! The thong neckline was just too funny!
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Never fully appreciated Mr Kane. Maybe next season!
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I can’t unsee the Thong Killer….
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Lose the lobster bib, and that’s what I’d wear out of this collection. The pants actually look pretty sharp. But I’d probably never stop fiddling with the big balls of yarn popping out of the sweater.
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It’s an anxiety sweater.
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Where do I send the pocket money?
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You’re doing the Lords work.
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the poor seaming on the formal fester dress… its really awful
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Maybe the thread just doesn’t want to be involved.
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Oh dear. The models look as though they were recruited from one of those telereality shows that take the lid off life in a women’s prison – but anyone would look hard faced and desperate if made to wear that stuff in public.
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You could salvage some gorgeous fabric from this hash, especially the bright blue velvet–
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