Students, you’ve made it to the final stages of your clerical training. Angelique will now mentor you In Working in more specialized office settings:
Posing while the copier warms up-
Discretely waiting out your bosses trantrum over not successfully blowing up his enemies Greeting Mr Bond-
Lets practice our ‘Nobody gets in the conference room!’ Demeanor-
Greeting the disappointing group of kidnapped scientists for a daily scolding-
Selective officewear that completely hides a wet suit for when the volcano/office lair explodes.
Waiting for Mr Bond to die….
photo credits: Vogue.com
Fantastic all around. Especially waiting out your boss’s tantrum. XD
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I want to know what they told the models….
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I think it’s quite probable that they told them word for word what your captions say.
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These are nice. I think? Who can tell with these ridiculous poses. I especially like the first one. Add a black cami though.
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Seriously- I prefer a runway show if I want to honestly appreciate the clothes- but for pure entertainment……
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That polka dot sheer business is to die for. I love everything about it, and particularly hiding the wet suit (impressive to have managed to make a jumpsuit A JUMPSUIT look very career wear worthy).
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Office chafing. Is that a worker’s compensation thing?
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This is actually a lovely collection. What a concept!!! I especially like the jumpsuit . Not great for a quick run to the bathroom. Maybe it could be worn on a day when you restrict liquids 😉
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Comes with sequined catheter bag
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Those first pants are super cute, but sadly wouldn’t cooperate with my beer gut. 😦 I also like the jumpsuit. I’m just not sure I’d ever wear one that didn’t have some sort of crotch opening for bathroom use, because I’m not one to suffer for fashion and UTIs are SO not my jam.
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The person who invents a jumpsuit that comes with a hanger and command strip hook so you can piddle without 3 attendants keeping your cuffs off a questionable floor- gets my vote for supreme leader
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This reminds me of “my Dad Wrote A Porno” podcast… The first outfit is something Belinda might wear.
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Beh-LINDA! Is how I heard that in my Bella voice…..
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Her legs are lethal weapons and who knows what’s under each polka dot!
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Lickable poison dots!!
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Love my Wednesday morning laugh.
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That first sheer one with the dots!!!! Love that! And yeah, total 007 looks. LOL
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Be thankful I didn’t name the models!!🤔
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thank you! so inspired to go to work today – may just try the ‘waiting for photocopier’ look – if only I could find impossible heels to languish/walk in
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My office is pretty small- I may amend mine to ‘waiting for the grill special in the cafeteria’
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I really should try “posing while the copier warms up”. Maybe I’ll get a pay raise? 😆
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It’s in
The HR manual!
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I secretly love the big dark coaty thing, although the leatheresque bodice underneath looks naff to me. It always amazes me to see healthy youthful bare breasts and body parts that turn me off of lovely young bodies instead of being presented in some way that comes across as attractive–how do they do it? Would I love to be young and slim, even if not so very very thin? Sure. Then how do they manage to arrange photos so it loses its appeal to me…? Hmmm. Much money must have been spent to get to that point, oddly.
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