I think I know what the sport is….
Bertram! That gardener you fired is back and he’s been in my lingerie drawer!?
When someone says ‘It’s Britney, Bitches’ it’s in this guys voice.
It wasn’t littering that made that Native American cry in that PSA….
Punk mines are becoming a real issue in metropolitan areas.
If you or someone you know suffers from chafing, Astrozenica is here to help…
Arthur’s been in the schnapps again- every danged office party ends the same….
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Pretty Grievances 
So sporty! Perfect for my daily trapeze roller derby workout!
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That wardrobe gap not properly covered in Ann Taylor Loft!
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I have no idea what to say here. Where to begin. The designer had clearly taken some very bad drugs. Then was kidnapped by a gang of deranged punk rockers who were coming down from a bad trip. Some of them appear to have accidentally ripped their fishnet nylons. They rummaged through one of those charity boxes for used clothes and randomly put on pieces of clothing. I think that the charity shop can only be grateful that they didn’t get these donations. The mind boggles. Thanks for this, you are wonderful and have the world’s best sense of humour!
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I’m thinking that you have nailed the designers process completely!!
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Midnight raids on Sally Ann donation boxes. That is where this stuff comes from! Why didn’t we think of that? We could have made a killing! LOL
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Do strip clubs have lost and found boxes?
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Love that idea! Think of the sequins and marabou feathers! We could start a whole new trend: “Slutty Chic!” LOL
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Welcome to Project Runways unconventional Abandoned strippers locker room challenge!!
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We need our own TV show. We’d get massive ratings.
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But who would be our commercial sponsors? Elmers? Michael’s? Trojans?
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Deffo Elmers and Trojans. We’d be catering to the do-it-yourselfers and perverts crowd. LOL
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This is just…just…
*sigh*
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Yup
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After going between cringing and offended, I got to the last outfit and felt the last vestige of my sanity slip away as I said to myself, I would wear that. Mainly to scare people, but still.
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Everyone needs the outfit that serves as an invisible barrier to strangers interaction.
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At first I thought, Oh, Mardi Gras. Then all bets ere off …
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