Wearable Wednesday Loewe

You know nothing of job interviews- Jon SnowMy mom had a spider plant hanging in one of these.

Eunice has scoliosis.

Bethany refused to poison the environment by using dryer sheets.

Everyone was loathe to tell Alison that she had developed saddle bags over spring break. in an amusing incident, Erin’s favorite blouse was sucked into the escalator when she bent to retrieve her tic-tacs.This is every inside out placket I’ve ever tried. You can pleat to excess. I see your butterfly collar and raise you my Snail Collar!Fine Mom. I’ll wear a bra. Happy?This is usually how I find out a bra hook is dead- I get a never ending fabric chain like this coming out of the washer-Don’t judge me!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Hensley

I saw this blouse and thought that there could be some very inspiring details here-

Not so fast, Anne-

Is metallic on metallic a thing? That inverted crotch pleat has got to look bizarre when seated.

She looks like that pile of reused foil my mominlaw won’t throw out. Not quite right at the edges.

‘I’m looking for McClinton- he killed my family and stole our claim….’

‘No, Senator- I will stay with the shuttle and finish the mission- you must leave- the revolution needs you-‘

This could be interesting. Or just caught on something.My aesthetic is Vague Visual Interest in muted tones. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mui Mui

Who Moses the slutty girl from To Sir With Love?

Beverly Goldberg jeans!

You can’t say they’re high waisted until you need 2 belts. this is like a John Waters bus stop walk.this is inside out, right? oh see- the Lindbergh Baby flipped hers. is have used that fringe to camouflage my roots….when you’re dressed to seduce and Granny makes you bring a sweater…..when Granny gives you her whole dress….Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Anrealage

Dorm mother Helen had no trouble with her co-Ed’s sneaking out at night after she lined their bathrobes with bubble wrap!

I think I kind of hate anyone who can add a layer of bubble wrap to their midsection and still tuck their blouse in!?thanks for the sweater Grandma- um. I love it. I love an unexpected Lindbergh Baby sighting! well, at least they used the anti-mildew shower liners for all of this. Are all of the zippers functional or is this like a puzzle? I do feel puzzled.

And now we scanthe models for DNA. Like you do. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Isa Afren

Let’s get it out of the way- I think the designers name sounds like the Artful Dodger announcing somesones parents are dead. Ok, we can Move on now. Thank you.

‘Warm seaweed sheets lightly before placing on the sushi mat’

Kelly Buddy- phone call for Kelly Buddy-

What? Come on guys, do I have spinach on my teeth?Evelyn was so flu’y miserable, but the kids needed to be at the bus drop off by 6:50…

Suddenly I’m remembering how much my 6th grade heart hated Heather Hagopian who had the best collection of these blouses. Oh, I wished her ill. when young models in the wild are learning to walk, they often wear protective padded knee pants.

Friday night was date night at the tuna cannery-I want that to be a Wookie backpack-

This is my signature hem-Line this trench and send it to me now!I love you to the calves and back!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Just when our planet needs her most-

MY PEOPLE!!!! I, your galactic Swintonian Overlord have returned to comfort you in times of sartorial need!

Look upon my celestial brilliance and Bask in my omnipotent Chanel pre-fall 2018 glory!

Never fear! I bring you culottes and trays of small canapés. Rest in my well-tailored embrace and be healed!

Photo credits: Fashionsizzle.cm

Wearable Wednesday Lou Dallas


No- I said I like HIPPOs!

Glue fumes cause rare Psychotic toddler attack at local daycare- story at 11.

With only a few minutes until Jeff picked her up from her job at the coffin factory, Enid whipped up a dandy date night frock-

Andrea was given her final verbal notice- stop editing your Midevil Times uniform or you’re out!

I likes it better on Jimi Hendrix.

I liked it better on Dr Teeth. I concur. Photo credits: vogue.com