Wearable Wednesday Wolk Morais


Rupert knew he’d killed it in his job interview- he’d worn his lucky boa just to be sure!

Evangeline turned to personal service jobs for out of town business men when the circus closed down.

Drop crotch overalls are never good….

‘Phil! I knew you’d come back-‘ Vera said to the trench coated figure who entered the luncheonette looking like yesterday’s news already wrapping Tuesday’s fish….

Louise hated bra lines- so she always wore armored bodices.

Yvonne knew she’d never get out of the steno pool unless she could get Mr Finkles attention with her sassy can do spirit and incredibly high waist….

Arden bought Farrah’s original wig at auction and knew she was the belle of the ball!

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Wearable Wednesday Chloe


Nostalgia! This is the same coat Archie Bunker wore every day back in the 70’s!

This is what Archie Bunkers toilet wore every day back inthe 70’s!

Am I seeing an opening for the models tube feedings? 

As part of the education I bring you- let me state the importance of an emergency outfit on hand. Too many people end up in the emergency room looking like this when little Fergus puts a salamander in his ear at 3am. 

You could punish Fergus for his worrying you to death by making him wear this Little Lord Fauntleroy business:
This year We’re into recycling. This used to be the bean bag chairs from the I Felta Thi fraternity house- doesnt she look jaunty?

Major pattern placement issue- unless you like being called cobweb crotch….

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Wearable Wednesday Anouki


As Elinor strolls the catwalk, her ruffle has morphed into a viper and is slowly slithering toward her othopaedic oxfords. She has no idea of her peril!
Louise was ever the professional- at the last minute she moved her cervical collar to a jaunty hip wrap and went for it!

Oh, NO Wanda- no one will notice you were behind the gym with Fergus- you aren’t a bit disheveled!?

Purse or the purloined artful dodgers cap?

Oh Penny, just shave your legs already!?

Just grab a sleeve- we haven’t got time for details!

Brenda showed her dominance by wearing the pelts of her enemies lounge chairs! 

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Wearable Wednesday Gypsy Sport


I don’t know if I can do this. It’s like they are taunting me. I’m going to try something here. I’m going to only say positive things. Until I explode.

Well, doesn’t she look comfortable and breezy.

I do believe that green truly makes his eyes pop and the long lines really elongates his torso. Marvelous.

This is killing me. Deep breaths. Oh look- she’s in brought in the newspaper for us- how thoughtful. 

Sadly, camouflage is meant to make people invisible to others- such a shame to not see this one!

Aw, I love doilies, how truly functional they are- 

Must fight the pain….head exploding….must not make reference to Dead or Alive….

Seriously???? That’s it! That is it! How can I remain positive while looking at the uniform for a defunct Jerry Garcia themed hotdog stand????

Sigh….I tried. Got anymore of that koolaid? I’m just going to sit quietly and let you tell me how much you love this collection!

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Wearable Wednesday Minju Kim


Project Runways duvet challenge was all that you’d have expected.

It’s was the seasons most adsorbant challenge yet. 

Wanda never left her purse on the bus again, but wasn’t pleased about her mothers solution.

Elmo….ELMO? Dear God what have you done???

Louise was never allowed back in the textile museum unsupervised again….

Does it make my hips stand out?

Purse or American girl doll canopy bedding?

Did you lose your quilt, honey?

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Wearable Wednesday Delpozo


Ugh, I hate family picture day!?

Especially after Nanny took that ‘recycling hamper liners’ class at the co-op.

Shut up- i think my corsage is trying to crawl up my neck and eat my brain!

Whatever Wendy-  at least yours is flexible!?

Remember the year nanny learned to knit, but not prewash? 

Yes, yes we do. 

I kind of liked the origami class- but I’d pay to see her learn to let down a  hem!?

Stop complaining- I look like 2 short nuns tried to body slam me?!

But did your bows get caught in the escalator at Sears?

I wish!


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Happy Easter!


Happy Easter everyone! On this glorious holiday we must take a break from rolling eggs, trying to get that plastic grass out of the vacuum cleaners brush roller, looking for leftover ham recipes and guiltfully clicking by Cecil B deMille Bible classics to watch Hoarders- to visit my favorite place!


Yes! The best Easter Island of all- Helena Bonhams pate. It never fails to dazzle and delight!

I only wish I loved her feet as much as I adore her head….


Why is she never at the Met Gala? Is Sarah Jessica Parker afraid?


If they made a tv show like supermarket sweep where I got 15 minutes in her closet with a shopping cart…..


 I so wish my stylish crazy was as potent as the Hel’ BC!?


Yeah, I’m not feeling like doing the hair today- bring me a horse halter wreath from Ascot, m’kay?


It’s like her hair always needs some sort of security blanket- it cannot be alone.


Safety first, lovelies!


This was a bit of a surprise-


Oh, to be a holiday atop these follicles!


Happy Easter to all!


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