Wearable Wednesday Huishan Zang

Say what you wil- Inspector Gadgets backup singers are on point.

It kept happening. Enid couldn’t stop having the dream where right before runway- she morphed into an emu.

Someone’s princess bed is missing it’s dustruffle, MARGOT!?

Alice’s date liked to drop a ball bearing down her neckline and track it’s progress as she greeted their guests.

Design inspiration arrived over a lovely Sushi meal-

The meatcutters ball attendants were dazzled by Fiona’s waterproof apron turned frock!

I don’t want to commit to a trench coat, but I want the appearance of one- perhaps a London Fog sandwich board….

Well, you’ve done it. You’ve officially removed sexy from the same continent as ‘leather skirt’

Bethany so feared halitosis that she sewed chiclets to all her dresses.

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Wearable Wednesday Vivienne Westwood

I have so many feelings right now. So many.

David Johansson has feelings too.

Protruding headlamps anyone?

I’ve got no idea.

Kardashian Easter card outtake.

Shelly Winters- after her Poseidon Adventure

This feels like misplaced patriotism.

Is that calamine??

This new reboot of Penelope Pitstop is not my favorite. Brian wasn’t sure he was the corporate retreat kind of guy. But Edna was really into it.

Alfred doesn’t seem to be benefiting from art therapy.

This is NOT the Olympic Commissions accepted archery stance, but Rhonda got results.

S’up ladies- want to go….off road?

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Emilio Pucci

Good news everyone! Puccis birthed their PreFall!

Oh yay smocking returns. Fine. I’ll look like a fancy jar lid cover for fashions sake.

Derek didn’t realize how late the pianist had kept him up! Now he had to do the Liberace walk of shame back to his hotel room.

Remember when Snuffalugapus got frosted tips and joined a boy band? Good times.

You know I’m always in the lookout for a perfectly accessorized interview ensemble. Thanks Pucci- nailed it!

Lord no, Hildy- it’s not too much. Now that you’ve removed the matching codpiece and gauntlets. He’ll love it!

I like a crotch pattern that screams ‘Swarm! Swarm!’

Wanda liked to give TSA a challenge.

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Wearable Wednesday Erdem

After years of being told by the elders how talented they were- Iona, Bethany and Prudence are releasing their first album!

Yes! Sister Wives are doing it for themselves!

Hear Bethany yodel her haunting version of Papa Don’t Preach-

Tear up as Gideon’s youngest brides bring you the Elvis classic Bassinova Baby!’

Hear them breathe life into the old standard King of the Road!

Only available here on an accompanying dvd Prudence signing while Iona plays ‘Papa was a Rolling stone’on the spoons!

Is there anything more touching than the mcCleary Wives singing George Michaels Father Figure??

Bonus track: Girlfriend in a Coma! Get your reorder in now!!!

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Threeasfour

Find your center- the key to groundedness is balance- just let your ankles guide you- be the wraith of compassion

Shut up Anton.

For a limited collection called: ‘Things Tilda couldn’t even pull off’

Bruce thought of it as an homage- Grace Jones considered his going thru her trash again a violation of his restraining order.

Chet knew Bonnie was never going to be his- she made it plain when she destroyed his specially curated mix tape ‘Bonnie my soul is your bath poofy’

So fiercely did Blaine fear frizz- he wouldn’t even stand in front of an ice cream maker without protection.

Erica made quite a name for herself by sneaking into the Guggenheim and perching for hours among the exhibits.

For Rhonda, yoga pants were just too constricting. She needed the casual comfort of a trampoline cover.

I know I saw her at Comcon.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Ulla Johnson

Back in 8th grade I probably would have traded a Duran Duran LP for this dress-

If you can’t dazzle them with design- whip them with wind machines!‘Pre-fall: the early season when one shoulder is starting to feel the effects of a lower temperature…but just one. This is one of those that seems fun on the hanger until you remember the last time you tried to keep equal shares of a thin strip of fabric over the bunnies in the name of style!Poor Fiona kept turning her torso too quickly and ruining the Vacation pics!I hate to be critical- but she has chicken feet.

Printed denim- nope. Nope. Nope.

I don’t know why she looks so miserable- this is pretty sharp-she should be much happier than Ellen.Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Tanya Taylor

This is like a ruffled, fathered rollercoaster for me. First I’m excited:

Then I’m a little breathless-

Then I get scared-

Then I throw up a little.

But it doesn’t stop and I can’t tell if I’m liking it –

Or slowly dying.

The dizziness! The confusion-

The swirls of blinding color as everything starts to get foggy-

Hey! I’m getting used to this!

Still not ready to throw my arms up when we turn a corner tho-

Ok, maybe just once.

Photo credits: Vogue.com