Wearable Wednesday Maria Ke Fisherman


Don’t bother fishing for compliments, Maria. The lake is dry.

Pokeman, please go. Major thigh chafe warning- Is she standing in the worlds most useless tote bag?I think her breastplate is made of recycled fast food drink cup holders and her panties were six pack rings. Nice. well, I think the stripes not matching is the least of the crimes on view here. Do I even need to comment on this knitted rick-rack taste of hell? The new Tron full body maxi pad. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Karla Spetic


Hey, you kids in the back! No plucking jokes!

Some of those Hitchcock cameos are hard to find when you first watch….

Hey lady! You dropped your change…and your keys….and your chapstick, oh never mind!?

As the years wore on, Maid Marion tried anything to get Robins attention.

For sale: only worn once- gave up after it got tangled on the washer pole.

Shipwreck day 33….and I look fabulous!!

Come on Esther- you can’t get around the clear purse rule at work….oh.Springfield’s only sewage treatment company with only female employees feels kind of exploitative. Let me leave you with what I can only think of as a belly button ball gag……Photo-credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Gucci


Ok, after last week I thought I was starting to understand ‘Resort’. Remember Truman Capotes Caligula Pool party? I miss classy events like that. Jodi Foster in Taxi Driver-…and the last in line was Madeline. Carlo was honored to be on the Popes private flight crew. Oh Lumiere! No!!!!Welcome to Little Nero’s. Would you like a booth or a table?I’m so sorry that your kabob was not to your liking, yes, we’ll comp your dessert. No. not even for Mickey. Miss Marple- the teen mysteries!Tarts! And vicars!Celebrities at the airport- they’re just like us!Milo, this is the 3rd time you’ve been late this week- Mrs Phillips is ready for her waxing!

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Zac Posen


I’ve never figured out what Resort Wear means exactly-

Maybe it’s what you wear when you have a kidney stone?

This is screaming ‘praying mantis launching from a cocoon-Be your own hood ornament-I think this is Florence Welch at CanneA Binoche at Canne-An Senator Organna at Canne-If I just float thru the cafeteria at work in this- will it seem excessive for bbq bar day?Liesl, the angry debutanteOh Zac- you have me a trench coat!!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Christopher Esber


Let’s start slow-

Weirdly enough- I’m seeing Mickey Mouse.

I’ve never seen an outfit that makes a models belly button scream in horror….Huh, there are more strings holding her sandals on than the dress! Sooner or later I’m going to get the hanger so tangled in this that I end up having a psycho meltdown Joan Crawford style. 1 pocket for anti-frizz gel, the other for extra garment supporting shoe laces….‘Hi- I’m wondering if you could help me find something unflattering yet strangely revealing- it’s for a job interview…’Boris Becker was stranded on an island for 5 years…..see his first interview on Inside Edition!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Our Legacy


June is coming- let’s turn this into an angry high school valedictorian speech.

  • Teachers, students and family. Our Legacy is something we aren’t ready to face yet-Our Legacy is confusing and hard to understand-

Our Legacy is spread out before us-

Our Legacy is like nothing we’d have imagined-Our Legacy is uncomfortable to stand in-

Our Legacy is incomprehensible and frightening-Our Legacy is something we should have worked harder for- Our Legacy is just a flash on the horizon!photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Alyx


Good morning- may I present Hester the Farrier Dominatrix!

…and her assistant Peggy.Looking forward to the new Tron athlesure collection at Footlocker-

It’s going to take a lot to bring back macrame and denim combos.

Sadly, I can see this camouflage. Sometimes the perm solution smell makes me nauseous too. That amount of hair gel under hot lights may be more flammable than the whole outfit.

Be concerned when your accountant keeps their passport so handy.

Photo credits: Vogue.com