Wearable Wednesday Escada

I’m getting good feelings from these- my jaded heart- my upper lip is feeling a jerking sensation- like I might form a smile. I’d better check these symptoms on webmd.

Maybe it’s just a tumor. Or the fumes from her puffy paint.

I feel a strong sense of youthful Fanning-

Like maybe I could go canpIgn for class president-

Or redo my kitchen linens!

Ok, I love this look, but when I tried it, my husband asked me if it was a prayer shawl.

Holiday party at the grange hall? Pencil me in!

These shoes are bringing me down tho. So heavy for these!?

Escada- I’m crushing on you.

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Wearable Wednesday Alena Akhmadullina

Oh look! The designer discovered lining!

I spoke too soon.

This makes me think of owl inspired formal wear.

Rejected French Wizarding school uniform:

I swear, stop figure skating competitively and your knees go to shit. 

Listen here little miss Heretic- don’t you ever make impromptu wardrobe items from the altar cloths at St Barnaclius! 

You will wear the headmasters spare suit and wait on your parents you godless hussy!!

Well, it does have pockets. 

Rough weekend Hester? I get it.

Posture makes pretty, Enid. No ones going to marry a girl with 6 spinal curves.
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Wearable Wednesday Ashish

It was hard to find a way to get a rise out of her parents, but Wednesday tried….

Wow. It’s so cold I can actually see a witches……

Mr Rodman if you don’t want attention- pick another outfit for LAX!?

Tim Burton’s Pippi Longstocking took years to get funding…..

Aw who cares if she can’t dress- she gets 523 channels!

Wanda never fit in with the other embalmers….

‘The girl with the dragon tattoo and rhumba pants’ was clearly a cheap plagerization riding the Nordic noir wave. 

Ok, you’ve been waiting for it-

Deep breath. 

What have you boys been smoking, Ashish??

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Wearable Wednesday For Restless Sleepers

For me, extreme wealth is about tiaras and roaming exotic places in pajamas. Occcasionally straddling a fountain with help from the concierge. 

Maybe I saw Mame too many times, but seriously, I’m all about brunch with Wallis who has trouble seeing from her yacht- I usually have to flag her down.

Sometimes I lose my palazzo keys and have to wait for Imar my manservant to climb the trellis and let me in. Sigh. 

Ugh. The peasants will never appreciate the pain of a turban induced headache. Only Nick Cannon and I know the suffering.

So I said to Ivana- I refuse to go another step until I am assured that’s no one else is wearing fringe hand woven out of unicorn arse hairs by Belgian nuns. I sense someone is copying my motif.  

Sigh. I smell poor people. 

Sometimes I like to ponder the deeper issues- like should my body waxer be tipped like the boy detailing my Bentley?

Evelyn, come down- they promise to restock the minibar!

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Wearable Wednesday Thom Browne

A reminder- this is Ready to Wear- not couture. My rule has always been to showcase what the designers are showing as their meat and potatoes. I now give you those potatoes…..

Oh crap! She saw a mouse! 

Who thinks the Clinique salesgirls take themselves too seriously? 

I think her coat needs a hairnet more than she does.

Interview outfit- nailed it!

Rhonda soon regretted her piñata costume choice for the Cinco de mayo party at the  local biker bar.

Iron Man Lingerie – it’s a thing.

Looking for a fun craft project for all your mismatched socks? No,  me neither. 

Fiona loved dating a radiologist, but his gifts were a little on the nose….

I’m not sure how jaded you have to be if you can fail to look up when a giantsummer camp pot holder strolls past you at fashion week. 

The entire front row had a seizure as Marla went by. It was a very stylish seizure according to witnesses.

Ok Brenda, we get it- you LOVE fleet week!?

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Wearable Wednesday Fausto Puglisi

Built in crotch doily for seated snacking!

Is this all one piece? Is it biker lingerie?

Fashion! For ‘Merkicans!

A lesser known storybook villain- Rufflestilskin! She owned a bed in a bag retail outlet. 

I’m afraid to tell you what the lace medallion repeat in this collection makes me think of. You’ll only question my upbringing. 

At last! A blouse that doesn’t bunch up around the pommel during my midnight dressage sessions!

This looks very scratchy. 

I don’t think she needs quite this many straps to support her undercarriage.

Fringe and scratchy lace? Did my mother make these? For the den bay windows?

I saw this on Cake Wrecks! It’s supposed to be fondant, but they used butter cream- what a riot!

3rd day post operative and Donna just stopped caring how she looked during walks to physical therapy.

Ugh- the space alien nether doily caught up to us!?

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