Wearable Wednesday Rodarte


So Billy Idol invites you to his 5th wedding- what to wear you ask?

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Eileen wondered if her home owners insurance covered injury resulting from her partygoers confusing her for a piñata.

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This is disturbing.

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Alice was so shy, she found the perfect way to avoid strangers at parties- hide in the loo dressed as the spare roll.

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You can do it Betsy! Just 4 more steps and it won’t matter if your skirt falls all the way down!

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No flies on Daphne and her crocheted  thigh gap is on point.

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Louise washed up on the shore remembering nothing,but clutching her favorite yellow highlighter.

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Did she just catch the golden snitch???

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Why? Why is this my favorite? it looks like Cate Blanchett and Katherine Hepburn in a cage match!

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photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Marianna Senchina


Parents, Faculty and honored guests! Welcome to this years Spring recital! The Enid Bainbridge School of Charm, Vocal and Baton is very excited to show you the class of 2018! First up is our valedictorian Pansy Ellis singing a medley of Roberta Flack and Janis Ian songs!

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Brava! Next up is Ariel Payton and her flaming Baton performing to the theme from ‘Sweet Charity!’ Watch that scarf Ariel- you don’t want a repeat of the event from the preview!

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Alice Whittier will now recite the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner while demonstrating how to load and unload an assault rifle- lets hear it for Alice!

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Barbara Cummings will now dance the Chacha ‘real smooth’ as the kids say to her brother Alec on his lute!

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Tho just beginning her studies here, Keisha Tipton is more than accomplished at her musical saw and roller skating tango!

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Is everyone ready for a treat? Eunice Wiley will now perform Send In the Clowns while wrestling a baby alligator! Don’t worry- Eunice is a pro and won’t miss a note! VBO_5666

So sad, Velveta Clark is unable to perform her selections from Hamilton! on the bassoon- but Pansy Ellis’s Mom insists its no trouble for her to perform another lovely selection for us- this time selections from Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s Gifts from the Sea.

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What a talented bunch of young Ladies and we are so proud! Now for our finale- we’d love all of the alumni to join  us as Lula Preston honors our founder with a blues rendition of ’10 cents a dance!’ the original motto of our studio! VBO_5694

photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday John Galliano


Well hello Rebecca of Sluttybrook Farms!

Things sure changed for the boys when Becky Thatcher started that Women’s Studies class.

Everything’s up to date in Kansas City-

We’ve gone about as fer’ as we can go!Welcome to Kitty’s! May I get you a sasparilla with a syphilis chaser?

Madeline- the unpublishable years-

You know this is the girl that always told ob Sarah Crew- she’s got finishing school narc written all over her.

Picnic at Whoring Rock- premiering on Amazon!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Peter Pilotto


When I heard there was an opening in the management training group- Edna ran straight from the pool!

I miss the Munsters.

I also miss the Addams Family. this is either my favorite sofa or my favorite trench- eithers fine.

These younger royals really can breathe life into a war memorial service.

This is a lovely dress, but all I see are her Bernstein Bear toes.

Remember when the Brady kids all performed in a talent show? Focus on that so the tassel doesn’t horrify you.

Stay away from the wood chipper, Eileen!!!

That’s some fancy Tupperware for storing your orange! Attention everyone! In case of inflight mishap- your steward isn’t can be used as a flotation device! Enjoy your flight! Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Gareth Pugh


Not everyone was in agreement about Dr Xavier’s new school uniforms- but the cheerleaders least of all.

You know I’m always in the lookout for a new interview suit-this clicks so many boxes!

Aw- there’s even a little hole for tickling!I think her expression says it all. Im already tired of the new Dynasty transgender reboot. Eloise noticed that late in her pregnancy her hair needed a lot of control. i…. just can’t. Souxie and The Batshit Crazies is my favorite tribute band. no, honestly Carla- it isn’t too much. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Suzanne Rhae


Enid was the perfect wife. Tab was the envy of everyone on the culdisac!

Despite her career as a pediatric neurosurgeon- Tab always got a gluten free 3 course meal!

Their house was always perfect and she never pulled the legs off of the twins Barbies!

Then the rodeo came to town and Enid Met Buck!

Suddenly the sheets weren’t ironed and the pudding was from a box!!

Suddenly Enid didn’t want to watch Power in the spare room!Then the rodeo moved on- but Enid was forever changed!Tab got full custody and the Barbie dream house. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Zac Posen


Today Zac takes us to the depressives Prom.

I hate when the bathroom only has hand dryers!?

Wait- there’s a bathroom??Damn it Dad- I told you to walk faster!?Gawww- I love Febreeze- is it Hawaiian Jasmine?Evelyn! He called! I’m not just saying that to get you to come down- I swear!

Wanda- please tell me you didn’t drop your Zoloft!?

Ophelia- that’s not funny. It’s never been funny. In a last minute attempt to impress Harvard- Audra instagrams a neighborhood storm cleanup.

Honestly Carla- you can’t do this every time Your favorite show is canceled.

Eunice, you’ve been warned about smoking in the greenhouse…and where is your bra!!!Boucle short set is also my go-to kitchen outfit! Her feet are distracting me. Oh Zac….Photo credits: Vogue.com