Wearable Wednesday Gucci


Good afternoon all! I’d like to thank all of our volunteers- both our drama class students and our cafeteria and sanitation staff for helping us today as we, the faculty of St Grenadines look at suggestions for our new school uniforms!

Ellen! Take your nipples back to the choir room and wait for Dean Hannity!

Oh Cafe Server Doris, dont you look….jaunty!

Eric Phillips! Go back to 5th form! Your humor is not appreciated here!!

Well, this is…..functional. Perhaps a nice cardigan with our emblem? No votes? No? Thank you anyway Enid.

Oh, Sister Ermantrude! How charming you look! Please stop crying, you’re doing fine, dear!

Lunch Lady Helen! Oh, you are- as the kids say- wearing the heck out of option 4! Bravo! oh, those are your kitchen gloves? Ok.

Oh! This is sharp and very forward thinking for you future lady captains of industry! Do a twirl for us, Honoria!

Well, it’s definitely appropriate for our winters- tho Custodian Hurlehee promises the ladies dormitory will not ice over AGAIN next semester!

Well, this is a bit too casual for the chancellor’s consent- I think their feelings on denim have been long established- oh….I see. Sister Florentine, your Uber is here.

Photo credits: Vogue. Com

Wearable Wednesday Marine Serre


There is a lot here. A lot.

Erins lamp shade costume was so good- no one spoke to her all night.

Just approach the old woman at the counter and say, ‘Is the Wedgwood in the chiffarobe’ and you’ll be permitted into the sacred lair of the DRUIDS OF BATTEN BURG!It’s not a bear. I’m perfectly safe. I like camping. It’s fine. Oh crap! It was a bear! Or…..something…..

Just popping out for kibble.

Grandma loves quarantine. Walk of shame- campground style. what to say, what to say….Saint Tentulla- patroness of campers. Well, this is frisky. Photo credits- vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Marysia


Let’s all wave at each other from our castaway areas. Marysia is here for us. This is her homage to Brooke Shields classic ‘stranded on an island sewn my own nymphette diapers’ look. Enid already fears her tan line future. Formal night in the island! ‘I made this from 3 sail pieces and a cabin boys snot rag!’

We may be stuck because I used all the ropes, but I look amazing!

photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Balenciaga


Sit down villagers- this is a lot.

You can fit 3 Snapes in this one-

Be the one that sucks the light from every gathering-

He had a timeless grace- like a young Jackie Bouvier….Damn it- passed over for Dark Arts again!?This fall- the RBG musical you’ve waited for- Dissent so Sexy!

I’m pretty sure my Mother bought me this for my wedding night

Lewis was no hugger.

Right Eric? Secretarial Malificent-

Which Gallagher is this?

Palate cleanser- from the 1951 collection:Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Carmen March


Students, you’ve made it to the final stages of your clerical training. Angelique will now mentor you In Working in more specialized office settings:

Posing while the copier warms up-

Discretely waiting out your bosses trantrum over not successfully blowing up his enemies Greeting Mr Bond-Lets practice our ‘Nobody gets in the conference room!’ Demeanor-Greeting the disappointing group of kidnapped scientists for a daily scolding- Selective officewear that completely hides a wet suit for when the volcano/office lair explodes. Waiting for Mr Bond to die….photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Christopher Kane


‘Oh Brett! Why must you play with me like I’m some sort of board game for your amusement??’

This is serious Dita Von Teese grocery store wear!

This is my only hope for doing that ‘half tuck shirt thing the cool kids do. What’s up with her toes??

I see Formal Fester.

Sparkly squid- do do da do do do…..

Hmm….a fisherman’s knit with a lobster bib. That is inspired!

Let’s take up a collection in the front row to buy her another pocket.
I think her thong is trying to kill her!
You should see how embellished her crocs are!
Sign my petition to get Kiernan Shipka in this dress!
Fooled you! You just signed my petition to make Kate Middleton wear this to Beatrices wedding! Bwahahaha!
Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Puppets and Puppets


No, seriously. Why do t I have a cookie belt?

This is like the last minute ‘Mom! I need a costume for digit day! Wake up! Why are you sleeping? The carpool is here!!’ Nightmare

Oh no! Your knee balloons aren’t inflated! Now the collection won’t make any sense!?

No. I won’t wear it. I don’t care. I’ll walk in

My own clothes. Fine. Fiona- you’re up!!

All Hail our Queen!!

Drop crotch sad Olive Oyl frock? Are those bath bombs?

Ok, so I never actually saw the new Aquaman- but I’m sure I can make you a costume if you describe it…..

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Wearable Wednesday Attico


The specific Attico would be Stevie Nicks-o…..

I don’t think anyone really enjoys making button holes, but come on Susan!?

Wanda, hows the sciatica? Let Herve know if you need a break, m’kay?

Herve! Go get Pepita- mamas chihuahua is bothering the models!Aw- look what Aunt Clara made you for your interview, Ralphie!!Have you gotten this stuck on anything? (Insert Lindsey Buckingham voice)

Maybe one, maybe twice…. ‘I can’t move. They tied the dress to the shoes. Please help me’Obviously a wedding dress designer was called in to show her how to bustle up her drop crotch in 5 easy points! Psst- I said ditch the Pocahontas bridal finale! The protesters are getting rough out there!credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Isabel Marant


Let’s set a mood, shall we?

These shoulders tucks can fit the entire daily calorie intake of one professional runway model! Fashion + function! Winner, winner tiny dinner!As if, Toni! I said I was wearing my IKEA wrap today- bitch!Turn Blue Heather- mines Benetton! So what if you haven’t finished shrink wrapping the model- we’ll crop the hose out later! Due to a severe waxing accident, Tiffany was forced to sit out the runway. I mean so like, the galleria was way packed- I couldn’t wedge myself into the Claire’s. It was bogus. Doy Erica- it was 2for 1 stud day- the food court was slammed with toasted surfers scarfing at full pitch. Whatever. Shut.Up. Marley- is that your mothers suede fringed bolero? You’re so tripendicular in that. I totally die of env. Do you have a clue Yardley? That is like granny wear to the max. Wear pink rollers and cruise the farmers market much? photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Burberry


Do you, or someone you know seek a legal settlement from a polar bear? Call Emory&Fields- South Pole Attorneys!

I wonder what they did with all the props when George Lucas quit….. McCall’s has this pattern with a matching deer stalker hat….for dogs.Girls, never travel without at least one pad. ‘Nough said. I’m sorry I’m late. I got stuck on the elevator. Reports are coming in that noted circus performers have defected! Authorities are still puzzling over how they avoided detection.Ron Weasley wasn’t the only one with a hand me down robe. Wait- stop. Is this a parka with crotch snaps????? Photo credits: Vogue.com