Wearable Wednesday Gareth Pugh


Not everyone was in agreement about Dr Xavier’s new school uniforms- but the cheerleaders least of all.

You know I’m always in the lookout for a new interview suit-this clicks so many boxes!

Aw- there’s even a little hole for tickling!I think her expression says it all. Im already tired of the new Dynasty transgender reboot. Eloise noticed that late in her pregnancy her hair needed a lot of control. i…. just can’t. Souxie and The Batshit Crazies is my favorite tribute band. no, honestly Carla- it isn’t too much. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Suzanne Rhae


Enid was the perfect wife. Tab was the envy of everyone on the culdisac!

Despite her career as a pediatric neurosurgeon- Tab always got a gluten free 3 course meal!

Their house was always perfect and she never pulled the legs off of the twins Barbies!

Then the rodeo came to town and Enid Met Buck!

Suddenly the sheets weren’t ironed and the pudding was from a box!!

Suddenly Enid didn’t want to watch Power in the spare room!Then the rodeo moved on- but Enid was forever changed!Tab got full custody and the Barbie dream house. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Zac Posen


Today Zac takes us to the depressives Prom.

I hate when the bathroom only has hand dryers!?

Wait- there’s a bathroom??Damn it Dad- I told you to walk faster!?Gawww- I love Febreeze- is it Hawaiian Jasmine?Evelyn! He called! I’m not just saying that to get you to come down- I swear!

Wanda- please tell me you didn’t drop your Zoloft!?

Ophelia- that’s not funny. It’s never been funny. In a last minute attempt to impress Harvard- Audra instagrams a neighborhood storm cleanup.

Honestly Carla- you can’t do this every time Your favorite show is canceled.

Eunice, you’ve been warned about smoking in the greenhouse…and where is your bra!!!Boucle short set is also my go-to kitchen outfit! Her feet are distracting me. Oh Zac….Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Cecilie Bahnsen


Bed

Bath

Beyond me.

How can her bodice be this narrow? Did they butterfly her like a chicken to get into this?

Pet Peeve: when someone eats the bonbons and leaves their little paper diaper in the box. So rude. Castaway Diary day #765. I pray for death, my soul is crushed…but my whites are still amazingly bright.

Mother says is a beautiful gift to be taken over the mountain as a gift for the sacred volcano.

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Alyx


D’you know I was 4 pics in before I realized this was menswear. I feel like when my husband and I can’t decide if our wait person is a waiter or waiterette- so we just keep ‘psst’ing as they pass.

It’s sexy and approachable!

Why yes I’ve brought my resume! It’s right here in my lunch box. Would you like a juice box or some goldfish?

Menswear- it’s classified as menswear. I need to see Jared Leto in this. if we can get him out of this, that is. pavel has serious thoughts. How is it a fanny pack if I don’t possess a fanny?Mama likes her boy to look sharp for school pictures! No. it’s just no. Not even on Jared Leto. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Saks Potts


Well, there’s the Sak….I had a bicycle seat just like this, well, it had padding actually. Is she a John Waters character on the loose?Huh- a swimsuit featuring a sleeping hostage in one of your designs…Remember that time Big Bird got a dip-dye?I just don’t understand. How does she pee in under 20 minutes?no collection is complete without an Olympic opening ceremony costume!This is just color-bleching.Giant repurposed clothe diapers? Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Ambush


Well, not exactly a style Ambush.

If Little Red has worn this, the wolf would have let her be.

Leona’s Mother was cripplingly overprotective of her on class trips. Ambushed by coasters. This Kung Fu reboot looks kind of boring without a Carradine. Allison was a pro at never being asked to help with dinner. There’s one on every beach. Castaway Chic. Photo credit- Vogue.com