Wearable Wednesday ZAC Zac Posenl


‘Psst- it’s Bruderlein- it’s time for my annual guest editor post. As usual I pick Zac Posen. A designer of exquisite taste and-‘

Bru- what’re you doing? This is wearable Wednesday-

‘I know. I’m curating. This is excellent and the sleeves can hold many biscuits.’Bruder, can I take over?

‘No. Zac is a dachshundist and deserves our best’

Oh, excuse me. Carry on.

‘ This Blouse is something I would like to lick.’

That’s it? That’s your take on it?

‘I like that it has a tail. Let’s keep moving. Helmutt did this to one of your dresses and you got very mad. But obviously, we, like Zac are innovators.’

Um ok. The fabric is lovely-

‘But scratchy. Like the plant by the mailbox.’

Very Anna Wintour-worthy commentary, Bru, thanks.

‘I calls it like I sees it. This one looks perfect for the puppy park and a trip to Starbucks’Ok, i agree. How about this?

‘Hmm- the back looks very comfy- let’s ask the model to lay down so I can get on her back!’

That might seem rude.

‘I want to pull the bows’

Me too! Ok Bru, I think we’re all on to you- you just think that Mr Posen is going to invite you to come drink out of his rich guy toilet in the Hamptons. Remember I’m your plus 1, m’kay?

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Audra


I know that look- it’s the self-satisfied look of a person who’s darts lined up perfectly.

Somewhere- an old mans luggage is missing its lining.

‘Oh Abe- when you where nothing but that stovepipe hat, my loins burn like a Kentucky brush fire….. help me remove my homespun shift!’ excerpt from the recently closed off-broadway musical- Abe&Mary- his Hot Toddy’

These pants are very melty looking. So Mr Furley. I think somewhere in Malibu George Takei is wearing this.Psst- I think your gratuitous neck scarf is stuck in the door…. This jacket has some interesting details- but it looks very confining. Enid! Stop tearing off the wallpaper and eating it! Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Valentino


As a help to our acting friends during award season- let’s slip over into couture land to help Emma Stone select her Oscar outfit!

There I was on my Grannies sofa when I got my nomination!

I for one am tired of the mud slinging in our industry-I know I tucked my speech somewhere-I saw it in Christian Soriano’s bathroom and I had to have it!I’m so nervous I’ve been shredding napkins at my seat….1guest limit? Hah- I brought 3 generations hiding in this skirt!Why yes, I did bring Nemo as my date!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Paul & Joe


Come on Mr Furley- let’s hit the Regal Beagle!

Yay Chrissy! 3’s Company Reunion!Is she getting her rocks off? I’m sorry- that was poor.

Can we stop trying to make Archie Bunkers jacket a statement??Did they just throw clothing at the model?And then shoes?Is this the suit from Porter Waggoners 1974 lost luggage?I also am guilty of doing anything to wear my summer frocks before the temperature is appropriate….Oh, the things I’d do for this Mui Mui knockoff bathmat coat….Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Stella Jean


Full disclosure- I love Stella Jean- the prints, the shapes. Me-ow!Tho I totally see Jared Leto in this one.I hope this is 1 piece- it’d make people crazy trying to keep the stripes matched.I’m getting an emo Paddingtom kind of feeling here-Yes please. As a sloped shouldered gal- I feel Enid’s pain here. Oh no- I just- no Stella, this is too Dr Denton!Ok- phew, we’re back on track. Crap- spoke too soon.No ones waist should ever be here. It’s just wrong. Gees, why do I find this so cute? It’s like Dude Ranch Hailey Mills!?This is Chanel rebellion in its best form!Welcome To Cactus Rapture- May I show you to a fitting room?I’m about to propose to this blouse and cheat on it with this skirt. Air Houston first class is indeed classy!This is very Queen LetiziaPhoto credits- vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Moschino


I think they are whipping out these superhero movies WAY too fast!

At least they gave her a sassy sidekick….Once more Snape was overlooked for the dark arts professorship….insert your own Knocker joke here:Wanda was ready for the annual shoot- she didn’t just study the pheasants- she was the pheasant!Erica’s professional arrival was undercut by her forgetting to remove her bike helmet. Lisa- just wear the sweater Nana made you- you’re going to make her cry and leave you out of the will!what’s on her- is she wearing a- nevermind. Don’t tell me. Then this happened:

Chastity belts return for Fall 2019- not a moment too soon, eh Kris Jenner….Judge Judy Singeapore premieres this fall! Check local listings.

Is that granny square wig fencing?

Oh- my ride is here!

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mint Designs


Look- there’s like barely anybody working today- we can do anything!!

Enid- lets give each other perms in the break room!!

Is there any of that cheeseball left in there?Don’t eat the cheeseball. Wait- have you been here since the Christmas party??Are you drinking that? This early??Who’s here? A staff meeting now? we’d better wake Alice. Or maybe not. Photo credits: Vogue.com