Good afternoon all! I’d like to thank all of our volunteers- both our drama class students and our cafeteria and sanitation staff for helping us today as we, the faculty of St Grenadines look at suggestions for our new school uniforms!
Ellen! Take your nipples back to the choir room and wait for Dean Hannity!
Oh Cafe Server Doris, dont you look….jaunty!
Eric Phillips! Go back to 5th form! Your humor is not appreciated here!!
Well, this is…..functional. Perhaps a nice cardigan with our emblem? No votes? No? Thank you anyway Enid.
Oh, Sister Ermantrude! How charming you look! Please stop crying, you’re doing fine, dear!
Lunch Lady Helen! Oh, you are- as the kids say- wearing the heck out of option 4! Bravo! oh, those are your kitchen gloves? Ok.
Oh! This is sharp and very forward thinking for you future lady captains of industry! Do a twirl for us, Honoria!
Well, it’s definitely appropriate for our winters- tho Custodian Hurlehee promises the ladies dormitory will not ice over AGAIN next semester!
Well, this is a bit too casual for the chancellor’s consent- I think their feelings on denim have been long established- oh….I see. Sister Florentine, your Uber is here.