Wearable Wednesday Lela Rose

It’s been a tough year folksies. We need a pretty palate cleanser.

Is like an homage to joy- or a lacy version of my favorite popsicle.

Hey, Duchess MegSter! You love a trench style! This can be unbuttoned as you gestate! When I looked quickly- I thought of Pac-Man. I want to see someone fabulous in this. Cary Mulligan, do you need a suit? maybe I’m light headed, but I’m loving a lot of these- pretty, not too strange- Ok, don’t make me reassess this, Posey crotch!credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Jil Sanders

Built in heat resistant bib for eating ramen on the train!

What always worries me about utopian societies is it’s either toga or lab coats.

I liked this better when Colin Firth wore in in the lake scene….As I scroll down I go from ‘meh’ to ‘monstrous’ with this hem.Slowly Alices lip bomb drops ever lower into the tote abyss. Ok Ladies, duly noted. The office is cold. Jil. Jil. I expect reasonable pieces from you and you give me nurse hoof booties. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Situationist

Happy American Thanksgiving everyone! Don’t look now, but I think Uncle Erik is going to suggest some mulled cider a dip in his hot tub.

Enid sweetie- We can’t find the grater- could you help us out?Hmm- something tells me Daphne is a white meat fan.

Gees Tilly- one word about the president and you’ve packed a plate and headed for your Prius in a huff!?I’m sorry Helene, I’m just not sure we have room for you to do your interpretive ‘Death of the flightless fowl’….oh, you’re wearing your costume under there…..Silvana, I see you brought your falcon….please get him off the deviled eggs. Well, usually Grandpa says grace Patsy, but if you really think it’ll make your new boyfriend feel more at home, Damian can bless the meal. photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Jenny Fax

Poor Annette never got past the lobby once the crowd arrived.

This makes me think of that old vaudeville heckler joke-

‘What’d ya do with the money?’

‘What money?’

‘The money your mother gave you for design school’ (throw tomato at catwalk)

‘Quick birders! To the left of the trail! The fringed spotted bellied booby!’

Are those matching oven mitts?Or is the skirt on backward?

‘All rise! The high court of Oz is in session!’

‘Don’t worry Estelle- no one will know you’re wearing your swimsuit under your dress! We’ll sneak out during study hall!’

‘Tickle, tickle, tickle!’

‘Psst- Flo- you’ve got a little loo paper on your heel!’

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Loewe

I think this was shown in a car wash-

Does anyone remember those ‘I ran into Tammy Faye Baker’ t-shirts? Still funny, I tells you.

When all else fails- slap some birds on those hips!

‘Sister Gruyere! Kindly remind the alter attendants that they have a cassock to wear under that!’Rhonda was the most accomplished shoplifter- no one knows how she steals whole hams so easily!

Is she being attacked by another shirt?Eeee! Florence it’s behind you! Run!! Raggedy Ann never said what happened to Andy-Alice- you are so brave in the face of full lace chafing-Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Rik Owens

Hey Verna- how’s it going?

Not great Liz- he’s been online shopping at the Ugg seconds store again.

Ouch! But at least he’s stopped making me glue man totes together.

Gees, spoke too soon- what’s he doing with those tree pruners? Oh no-

See if you can smell what’s in his mug- I think it’s intervention time again- I’ll distract him with sleeve length questions.

Oh- Enid’s whistling- it’s your turn to help her go pee in that thing-

What’s he doing with that airbrush gun??

what’s that smell? Is that a soldering iron?

Seriously- call his mom, I think he’s joined a cult.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mame Kurogouchi

Roller coaster ahead- keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

I would do just about anything to see Ruth BG wear this duster with her dissent collar.

I’m going to relook at metallics as daywear now.

ELMO?????? What have you monsters done???

This is a lot of coat. Possibly as in lots of coats. Crotch eyes are so underused.

I’m pretty sure the model is actually dragging the loom behind her…

Something terrible is under this dress. Smuggling perhaps?

Needs a touch more strategic fringe.

Helmutt loves swifter pads- he steals them and hides them. So does this designer…

Please direct all questions to her torso- it has the press release memorized.

Photo credits: Vogue.com