Wearable Wednesday Vetements

‘Good morning travelers! I know you are all Tired and frustrated over this travel ban. I’m Peggy from the public relations department here at the Denver international airport and in an effort to distract, ER, entertain you- we present the first Denver Intl Airport Unclaimed baggage/lost and found fashion show!!!’

Here are Rufus and Balthazar- looking very stylish and approachable! Papers please!

Remember if any of this looks familiar and you still have your claim ticket, just dial 67 on the white courtesy phone!

Hey! Hey! Security! He isn’t part of our show – that’s the guy who keeps hiding in the ladies room! Swarm! Swarm!

Louis wows the ladies in his sassy blend of puffer coat and button down! 

TSA agent Pamela shows us her dainty side in these lovely pumps she confiscated just yesterday! Thanks for all your hard work, Ma’am!

We blindfolded Elinor our lounge hostess and she came up with this enviable take on the Denver sunset- yay Elinor!

Kudos To Eric  from maintenance who had 15 minutes to convert this bedding bag into a stylish wrap! 

Bernadette earned 20 minutes in the VIP lounge for herself and a date as employee of the month- let’s give her a round of applause!

Oh, THATS what Vetements means!

Ah, I love a wedding or a bedding sale….

Thanks for watching everyone! Don’t forget the Cinnabon shop has 10% off today! Just outside of gate 23!

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Ida Klamborn

The PTA will be sending Mrs Ellis a sternly worded letter about getting out of her vehicle at student drop off.

‘It was so easy- just hide in plain sight and act naturally.’- Iona Betz, professional star fish smuggler.

According to the Nerdist, the least attended cosplay event is Partridgecon- a weekend of Partridge family fan shenanigans!

Between seasons, lula paid her rent with a no brush can car wash venture she started with Agyness Dyn

Transgender models are so 2016- our model has gills!

Velvet and sorbet sounds luxurious, until you have to wear it….

I can’t laugh- I’ve gotten my dress caught in the car door too. Claps to her for soldiering on.

‘You’re welcome! I’m taking them all away!’

Photo credits: vogue.com

Sunday Safari Links!!

Please go see these gorgeous growling gals!!!! I love floral and animal print combos- they are very dear to my gaudy heart!



I want this cardigan!!!!

Itch to Stitch Paro Cardigan

Ladies, you are all awesome!!!! Your feline femme powers are on stun and the judges give you ‘2 Claws up!’

Wearable Wednesday Madison Kitsune

Let’s just take a moment to ask ourselves if the school girls this collection is geared toward has the allowance to buy it!?

After gymnasium, let’s go shop for hatchibles!

Yay! Career day- I’m going to sell condos!

Surrender Dorothy!

Does Ms Conway know this outfit exists?

Gees!? Elle Fanning would look old and jaded in this collection!

They could have at least found a butt that fit the label!?

Photo credits: vogue. Com

Saturday Serengeti Strut!

Good Morning Denizens of the Sartorial Jungle! I’d like to dive right in today with a frisky little number in zebra from cdhar2 on Pattern Review! Its the Cleo pinafore and I’m really thinking I need one too! How cute is she in this??? Thank you for letting me share it!


Pennylibrarian is back! Please remember to send all excess fabric straight to me!!!! MEEE!!!


Grr- pet, pet! I need this dress, Thimberlina!!


I love me some tropical jungle prints- Siobhan needs a mai tai right away after her hard work on this!!


Linda– you are making me so proud with your cats!!


Oh Fadanista– you had me at props!Extra points for the hat!!


Last week the every so sassy Artfulblasphemer shared her saturday shopping goals and it was all a jungle princess could hope for!! Check it out!

Remember Ladies- it’s up to us to inspire others and keep cheetah out of the wrong paws!


photo credits: Pattern review, Penny Librarian, Fadanista, Siobhan,Linda, Thimberlina!All images remain the property of their original owners.

Wearable Wednesday Stella Jean

Stella, my love for you is deep. Your mixed prints, your sass. Your femininity. I want to support this new interest in boxing, but…..

This is easy Ernestine! If you wear everything you plan to wear on vacation, no checked luggage fees!

Boxing pajamas? Are her feet longer than her head?

I’m sorry- her feet look like they are wearing crochet mallet cozies! I’ll take the cape.

This coat- it is an illustration from Maurice Sendaks unpublished Dante work.

This was made from recycled punching bags- does anyone want the attention drawn to wear that ruching is? I think not.

I was good until I saw her golfing gloves… but frisbee can take a toll on the manicure.

 Any thoughts on these boots? I’m feeling my Anna Sui giddiness….

This is the one Elle Fanning will buy and possibly even make precious. Possibly.

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Osman

As a child, my mother was always using just a hair too short of an elastic length in sleeves- just seeing this brings an old pain to the surface and makes me want my wooby.

Harriet’s fairy godmother only had a few minutes and the drapery section at Caskets and Coffins- but her heart was in the right place.

To my 8 year old mind, this dress is the best thing ever! It’s all my Julie the cruise director falling in love with the recently widowed passenger who is placed by Bruce Boxleitner and we’re in A port of call with donkeys! Dreams.

Audrey was selected as this years Virgin sacrifice by winning the high priests ruffle toss!

Shorts with built in polter wang. Marvelous.

The location of the waistband on the blouse is really bothering me.

Kiki Dee remembers this outfit! Elton! Return my calls! We can be great again!

Photo credits: vogue.com