Couldn’t get the blanket back in the picnic hamper, but no worries.

Elaine- Grandma wants to know if you’ve seen her Easter tree skirt….

I’m loving the idea of tights that look like I’m covered in moss.

I got ‘velveteen high waist palazzos’ on a random band name generator once.

I kind of love this jacket. Do you think she has matching pants in the case?

If this ended as a jumpsuit it would give serious Mr Furley vibes.

Monica- get in the car! I’m double parked in the student pick up line and I’ve already had 1 warning!?

Monica!? Where are your pants?

Welcome to Bettys Borscht Bucket, may I tell you the specials?

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This will be a textile lovesfest for me. Put in your earplugs so my squealing doesn’t deafen you! Come fashionistas- be your own dream sofa!

OK, lets talk about these booties so that we can move on. No. They look like butchered muppets. This model definitely has an ‘yeah, I killed Snuffalupagus, whats it to you?’ Look in her eyes!’

Ma’am, your scifi forehead pattern is distracting me from your fab medallion frock?! I’d say it was over-accentuating her cheekbones, but that might anger someone.

Ms Sui, I love you., But even you cannot make me accept adult overalls for anything but Dexy’s Midnight Runners videos and house painting. But on the other hand, a fannypack is an accepted form of birth control for your teen.

Hand over the necklace and boots please. Flashforward to Arendel in 10 years-  Anna got real boho….

Please remove the glam shag so I can admire that dress!!! I mean her coat- the model is not being referred to as a glam shag- no judgements here!

Wanda didn’t realize that her Grandmother had intended her tapestry as a wall hanging…

Best. Welding.Uniform.Evah……

No, just no.

Um, is that a bird up there? I need about 5 yards of that fabric- be a dear and fetch that, mmm’kay?

I can’t not show you this…How to Train Your Dragon to sing the music of Godspell.

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You know I have a weakness for the Sui….

I love all the pairing of texture and pattern….

I need a pattern suggestion for this one- I want it!

Like a frisky peacock mated with Lulu!

Sigh……

Grape Giraffe trench alert!!!

Do I even need to speak of my love?

To Sui, with love…..

Why am I not wearing this as I type?

One more…hmm….

Oh! I’ve fallen off my chair- I’m having to be revived by the daschies! Enjoy this while they minister to me with bonbons and glossy magazines……

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