Christian Siriano

Wearable Wednesday Christian Siriano

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This year has been crazy. Enid, I am going to stay home this New Years, have a spa night and just be one with my inner space. Just super cas.

Wait- Party? Who’s party? I’d it Elton??? Let me whip something together- hand me that bag of COVID models from my vaccine party!!

Too much? How can it be too much? Oh, you mean my sugar scrub. How did you know I used it earlier? Is it my glow?
Did I mention I took up quarantine crocheting? Totally spiritual muscle memory!
Last years party I stole so many canapés I didn’t have to grocery for a month! This is my fav party bag! I’ve lined it in saran
Please help! My earring is attached to my shoulder!?
I’ll keep an eye out for our Uber- Gaw- I’m sooo drunk already!

Wearable Wednesday Christian Siriano

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I think the stork had to claw its way out-

Jiffy pop track pants is hard to say-

That divorced lady that all the moms distrusted had this wallpaper in her powder room- tho I promise I never entered her house, Mom. 

Less mariachi, more Mari-yucky.

This is what I wear when I intend to sashay around and say ‘Furthermore!’ A lot. 

This one is Mr Pringles- Christians cats favorite:

What’s more orange? This dress or that chick behind her?

I’d love to see Solange Knowles in this- or Eddie Izzard. I’m not picky.

I love gill couture. You know I do. 

Formal unicycle gear is a bit of a niche market, me thinks. 

When I first saw this, I excitedly thought the embroidery was of a pink shihtzu. I’m kind of sad that I realized it wasn’t. 

14 feet of zipper and she still couldn’t get it over her head.

I’m in love. Tacky wonderful love. Thank you, Mr Siriano!

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