I think the stork had to claw its way out-
Jiffy pop track pants is hard to say-
That divorced lady that all the moms distrusted had this wallpaper in her powder room- tho I promise I never entered her house, Mom. 
Less mariachi, more Mari-yucky.
This is what I wear when I intend to sashay around and say ‘Furthermore!’ A lot. 
This one is Mr Pringles- Christians cats favorite:
What’s more orange? This dress or that chick behind her?
I’d love to see Solange Knowles in this- or Eddie Izzard. I’m not picky.
I love gill couture. You know I do. 
Formal unicycle gear is a bit of a niche market, me thinks. 
When I first saw this, I excitedly thought the embroidery was of a pink shihtzu. I’m kind of sad that I realized it wasn’t. 
14 feet of zipper and she still couldn’t get it over her head.
I’m in love. Tacky wonderful love. Thank you, Mr Siriano!
Photo credits: vogue. Com
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