I think the stork had to claw its way out-

Jiffy pop track pants is hard to say-

That divorced lady that all the moms distrusted had this wallpaper in her powder room- tho I promise I never entered her house, Mom. 

Less mariachi, more Mari-yucky.

This is what I wear when I intend to sashay around and say ‘Furthermore!’ A lot. 

This one is Mr Pringles- Christians cats favorite:

What’s more orange? This dress or that chick behind her?

I’d love to see Solange Knowles in this- or Eddie Izzard. I’m not picky.

I love gill couture. You know I do. 

Formal unicycle gear is a bit of a niche market, me thinks. 

When I first saw this, I excitedly thought the embroidery was of a pink shihtzu. I’m kind of sad that I realized it wasn’t. 

14 feet of zipper and she still couldn’t get it over her head.

I’m in love. Tacky wonderful love. Thank you, Mr Siriano!

Photo credits: vogue. Com