I feel an unfortunate theme coming on.
Would an apple a day keep this dress away?
Well, Alannah, we told you to wear something under it- it’s obviously made of kitchen scrubbies!
Haha, very funny, yes my name is Crystal and this is a chandelier, soooo funny.
The Sydney Lanier middle school band lost its best majorette when Sally altered her uniform without permission.
I can see Phyllis Diller threatening the maid while wearing this.
Are those frog prince lapel details? Be still my immature heart!
Oh, no, I’m not trying to be rude- I was just trying to read your crotch….don’t hit me with the Popes incense burner!!!
Never before- and I researched it- has anyone every said, ‘You look like a geriatric discoball’.
An unnamed sultan offered this model $5 million to rub him all over in this outfit while singing ‘tiny bubbles’.
I WILL be buried in this.
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