‘Honestly. Helens theme parties get more and more confusing everytime. Remember when she had the series 2 Detectorists premiere party? My upholstery sure does.’
‘Better than that ‘Gelatto for the Pontiff’ thing last fall!’
‘What about that outdoor thing where she just kept blasting ‘Tusk’ over the stereo….’
‘Oh, the marching band overnighter- I can’t even look at epaulettes now!?’
‘Remember the silent auction she had for the migrant farm workers? I never got my charitable giving form back.’
‘But her annual tea to kick off the Olive Gardens never ending pasta bowl’ is always so well attended!’
‘Is that the month after her annual birthday fete for Elton John and Kofi Annan?’
‘Yeah, weird them having the same birthday….’
‘ I thought getting Sir David Attenborough to read ‘ode to an Etruscan urn’ in a wading pool was quite stirring in 2012….good times’
‘Slap that Bass’ jazz night, why?’
‘I think you misunderstood….’