Wearable Wednesday Dorothee Schumacher


I never fly without my Brookstone Travel pillow!

Psst! Is that a muppet emerging from her groundless area?

Ugh. The uber driver wouldn’t let me leave Granny’s ashes in the car while I get a latte. Rude!

Ariel planned her outfit perfectly for her dream trip to Graceland- they’d never see her hiding in the jungle room!

Leslie! How dare you flaunt your naked shoulders! Jezebel! Harlot!

I can’t tell if this is sheer or not- I do feel dizzy tho….

I like when they leave the toenails on my fur pieces- so handy!

If I could just buy all the trench coats in the world- my heart would be full. 

Squish! Squash! Kill that roach! Thank you John Waters.

Photo credits: vogue.com