Mother Fulton is missing a lot of placemats.

I’m going to need to borrow those eye-shields, Ma’am.

Let’s just say what we are all thinking. BEWB SWEAT!

This is a blue plate special of wrong with a side of pit cleavage to go.

I’m still getting a little pot holder, kitchen linen vibe, but it’s ok.

‘Louis! Turn up the music- she’s wearing the skirt!’

‘I can’t hear you over that squeaking, Ben, what?’

“never mind, Louis, you muttonhead. ‘

Joseph told her he wanted to play more games in the bedroom. Wanda obliged with a parchesi skirt.

Oh, I pray to Coco and Betsey that you can see what this is doing to her bust.

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