Wearable Wednesday Jenny Fax


Oompa Loompah Loopity doo! I’ve got a puzzling designer for you-

What do you get when your aim is to shock?

Scratchy lace and a semi dropped crotch!Oompa Loompa doompity dag

This designers work- is making me gag!

Crazy is fine when it’s once in a while! A droopy lace bib, an ankle monitor wire!-Most of this tho- belongs in a fire!

Oh, I wonder who would pay for this-

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Jenny Fax


Poor Annette never got past the lobby once the crowd arrived.

This makes me think of that old vaudeville heckler joke-

‘What’d ya do with the money?’

‘What money?’

‘The money your mother gave you for design school’ (throw tomato at catwalk)

‘Quick birders! To the left of the trail! The fringed spotted bellied booby!’

Are those matching oven mitts?Or is the skirt on backward?

‘All rise! The high court of Oz is in session!’

‘Don’t worry Estelle- no one will know you’re wearing your swimsuit under your dress! We’ll sneak out during study hall!’

‘Tickle, tickle, tickle!’

‘Psst- Flo- you’ve got a little loo paper on your heel!’

Photo credits: Vogue.com