But how will I know you? There will be so many people at the depot….
‘Welcome to Mercilous Ming’s- home of the24 Oz mai tai, can I get you a table by the laser beam?’
Gaw- even her bodice wants to cover its face?!Uncle Dan loved those car seats- how could you!!!
You only have 3 yards- ok, we’ll just piece it.
Oh no- the chick incubator is down again, eh Wanda?
So I was thinking Elton…..
An aeorodynamic catwalk demands ones shoulder Pringle’s never be wider than their Outback rat flaps.
I keep looking for a tiny Liza Minnelli to pop out of her skirt and sing Cabaret songs with Joel Grey….
Ok, so just grab some of the pirate wench and witch costumes off the returns shelf and suit up- I can’t believe Erica called out on the hostess desk!?
You could have told me your cat was lactose intolerant before I held her in my lap.
Photo credits: Vogue.com