So back in 6th grade there was this girl named Amy Graber who had like every Lisa Frank school supply there was and I so totally hated her. Hmm. I wonder what made me think of her?

Ula was the most deadly assassin that had ever worked the YMCA strip in Singapore. Her underwater headbutting technique could not be matched for lethal accuracy.

Does this fanny pack give me camel toe, Audrey wondered…..

Even without saying it, everyone knew that Lola was one proud matadors wife.

I just know there is a unicorn on here somewhere! I know it!

Eye hate this collection. See what I did there? It’s funny, cuz it’s true.

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