Wearable Wednesday Marysia


Let’s all wave at each other from our castaway areas. Marysia is here for us. This is her homage to Brooke Shields classic ‘stranded on an island sewn my own nymphette diapers’ look. Enid already fears her tan line future. Formal night in the island! ‘I made this from 3 sail pieces and a cabin boys snot rag!’

We may be stuck because I used all the ropes, but I look amazing!

photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Marysia


This feels like something I’d foolishly try to jazz up a boring idea-

Ugh- aren’t these sold by the panel?

Sheer fabric and visible pockets- the 5th level of design hell. I honestly didn’t even see the shark until it grabbed onto her foolish crotch ties and hauled her down. Oh, Wanda- why did you buy that ugly swimsuit?

This is that sad beanbag clown doll body you see in antique shops- the one that has a poltergeist inside.

I like the fabric- why must we be so cruel to it?

Say it. Say Pocohantas ONE MORE TIME!

Photo credits: Vogue.com