Wearable Wednesday Moschino


So I was on the subway this morning…..img_0784

‘I’m so possessive that I rock his Roc necklaces giant ass puffer jacket’

Rosie Perez called- she said you need to return her storage locker keys…..NOWMy husband cringes whenever I attempt a baseball cap- he says it just looks unnatural. I think he sees this.Wear matching track suits to see the Mets she says, it’ll be fun she says. Then she shows up with another guy……NY Transit has come up with an anti-turnstile jumping initiative. After your 2nd offense, you are issued these pants. Northface presents their first collection of prom wear in sassy satin-finish gortex!

Every year thousands of Russian peasant women immigrate to NY to pursue their dreams….. Grandmas vintage Chanel was perfect for Erins new job with just a few adjustments.  Toby was so excited to be invited to the Kardashian pajama party!Hannah felt the chiffon bow blouse was too much for a job interview………Alex wasn’t going to let that Chihuahua that spooked him yesterday from using public transit, he was ready!Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Moschino


I think they are whipping out these superhero movies WAY too fast!

At least they gave her a sassy sidekick….Once more Snape was overlooked for the dark arts professorship….insert your own Knocker joke here:Wanda was ready for the annual shoot- she didn’t just study the pheasants- she was the pheasant!Erica’s professional arrival was undercut by her forgetting to remove her bike helmet. Lisa- just wear the sweater Nana made you- you’re going to make her cry and leave you out of the will!what’s on her- is she wearing a- nevermind. Don’t tell me. Then this happened:

Chastity belts return for Fall 2019- not a moment too soon, eh Kris Jenner….Judge Judy Singeapore premieres this fall! Check local listings.

Is that granny square wig fencing?

Oh- my ride is here!

Photo credits: Vogue.com