Pattern Pyramid Pile Update!!


Mrs Mole and I have been friends for quite some time now- heck, I can’t even remember which Thanksgiving the above shot of us was taken at- precious memories!  Thanksgiving in the perfect time in my humble opinion for Senora Mole’ita to win the Pattern Pyramid Pile! because aside from being a fabulous sewista who makes every bride look beautiful and not fall out of her frock- and willingly explains her intricate, magical work to us on her sneak behind the veil blog- Fit for a  Queenshe has the patience of a saint! We’re talkin’ Catherine on the wheel patience!  As Thanksgiving turns into shopporama around 4pm, I can’t help but give thanks for people in industries that put up with our obnoxious customer butts! If you haven’t enjoyed her comment insight here, please, go to her blog and read her tailoring stories that will curl the hair on your toes!

Now, lets get our pattern loving juices flowing- here is the original Pile:So why don’t you pop over to Mrs Mole‘s house and get in on the latest grouping?

photo credits: Mrs Mole, google images

The Pattern Pyramid Pile turns up in UK!


Don’t be forlorn!Another leg of the Pattern Pyramid Pile has reached The Material Lady!!! Please go and check her out- she sews lovely stuff and travels and reviews books and won a gold medal in water ballet at the 1997 International Games! Everyone is talking about her! Camilla Likes the Dalai’ but she’d really like to nip back to the house and leave a comment on Kim’s blog before someone else gets those patterns!!! Look!~ Even Kate is discussing which one she’d make first and which ones she’s put back in the pile for the next winner!So don’t be left out! Hustle over to The Material Lady and leave a comment!!!

photo credits: Google images, UK Daily Mail

Pattern Pyramid Pile Award Ceremony- live from the Drawing Area!


Ah, awards night! Rich with tradition, formality and dignity.The team from Price Waterhouse have arrived and it is time for the selection of the first Pattern Pyramid Pile winner. The air is thick with tension, nerves strain as our honored selector moves into position on the selection altar/coffee table. Bruderlein has been training for this for his entire life! His impartiality is second only to his love of fairness and equality…ok, whatever, he’s a dog.Our team here at The Grievances have placed each name facedown on the selection altar/coffee table and it is being further masked by a small piece of purina senior cat diet indoor formula**.

On with the selection!Oh, it’s a melee! The Price Waterhouse reps are storming the selection altar/coffee table! Please keep your seats as security works to control the situation.Oh, the carnage! Not since the MTV video awards of 1998 has such barbarity ensued during a time-honored presentation. This crap NEVER happens at the Nobel awards?! It’s a dark day for humanity say I.Alright, the names have now been entered into my saturday night chapeau and a new drawing will commence. We appreciate your patience and during this time we ask you to take a moment to reflect, so that when your grandchildren ask you where you were on the day of the…

FIRST PATTERN PYRAMID PILE DRAWING!!

you will be ready with fresh images and feelings about the…..Oh! Oh! We have a winner!!!We request that    Velosewer!      please email me to begin the glorious mailing process and life of rich envy that our winner has entered into. Thank you everyone and as we leave the Dorothy Chandler Pavillion, please  drive safely and remember to tip your waiter.

**Please note, no endorsements were accepted and no applicants are named Ralston or Purina or are themselves senior indoor cats, that we know of**

photo credits: meadhawg, google images