E! Announces their fall replacement for the Kardashians reality show- Latvian Instagram family the Pootkaviaks on Parade!

Cheeky Latvi charmers dealing with day to day issues of the dirty rich! it’s style and taste coming and going!

Chtke and Mama Poot’ go to a car wash!

Timk deals with laundry on a maids day off and learns about the separate bleach area in the Maytag!

In a tear filled episode Pavlok learns he has a heart murmur!

See them hilariously mistake a PETA gathering for their cousin Petas christening!

Feel the reason for the season as they film their family Christmas card- copies available on their website soon.

Enjoy the Valentine’s Day reunion of the family matriarch Krislov as she finally makes it thru customs!

Little brother Poplokit yearns to reach club stardom….

While Simplova becomes the darling of Latvian fashion week!

Oh those Pootkaviaks! Aren’t they just like us?

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Please pull the ripcord and let the model reinflate.

Susan Dey was last seen leaving a Benedict Canyon motor lodge in this outfit. Papparrazzi are quite excited about this dress and the many starlets trying to get out of their cars drunk. This is like a Buck Rodgers villain evening dress- Ming the Mercillous has 3 on order.

I don’t know what’s going on here, but you’re in a cult- call your Dad.Lace and Snakes was the worst reptile and craft store idea ever. Never could get business insurance. well, it does look comfortable. Photo credits: Vogue.com

I think Kate Hudson divorced a guy for wearing this-

Did you know there was one more Von Trapp child? His cross dressing was a bit of an issue for the Baron….

Once more I must elude to the vile and sundry things I’d do to possess this jacket- filthy shameful things! But not for the skirt- I can’t handle visible pocket bags.

This evening on the 2nd biggest stage of the Pocono Lodge- its Verna and her blazing ukulele mashups of the Carpenters and Marilyn Manson! 2 nights only!!!

My thighs are so chilly, yet my legs are clammy with sweat. High fashion or malaria? It’s all about perspective.

I have binned dresses that bloused like this- and my standards for flattering shapes are pretty low.

Oh- oh, yes, pretty one! Come to Annie! I don’t even mind your collarbone harness!

The Project Runway cupcake liner challenge!

A raincoat with suede boots- it’s like a dry clean only swimsuit….

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Ahh…she should look happier than this. Is it because everyone assumes she’s the lost Fanning sister?

ooh…its the shoes. They are hurting their feelings. They are giving this depressed girl the oddest stance- like she’s having balance issues. For the record, I would like to state that this may be too much animal print. I said, MAY BE…..

hmm…this is no longer working for me.

Ok, it’s taken me 3 pictures to realize that I was just sucked in by animal prints and am not really inspired by the shapes at all. Lets lose the color and see how we feel. Usually the cut and line of a designers work is my favorite part. Oh, that and the obviously suffering of the models.

Ok, its all about the fabrics for me. There are some wonderful textural layers and such happening here, but the shapes are kind of basic. The white pairings sort of reminded me of Spiegel catalog in the 1980’s.

Anyone for a little boho-age? This styling is quite limp.

The details are lovely- I want to touch these, but not the shoes- they look othopaedically torturous!

The above skirt is like that Project Runway Dylans Candy Bar challenge- is it licorice? I hope so. I think I’d love to have some of these pieces to throw on with jeans and feel quite fancy- they’d definitely get some admiring stares, but all together, I feel like a bunch of quilts and doilies mated behind Grandmas back. Please people, spay and neuter your linens!!!

photo credits: Vogue UK, all photos remain the property of their original owners.