Wearable Wednesday Rodarte


So Billy Idol invites you to his 5th wedding- what to wear you ask?

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Eileen wondered if her home owners insurance covered injury resulting from her partygoers confusing her for a piñata.

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This is disturbing.

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Alice was so shy, she found the perfect way to avoid strangers at parties- hide in the loo dressed as the spare roll.

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You can do it Betsy! Just 4 more steps and it won’t matter if your skirt falls all the way down!

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No flies on Daphne and her crocheted  thigh gap is on point.

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Louise washed up on the shore remembering nothing,but clutching her favorite yellow highlighter.

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Did she just catch the golden snitch???

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Why? Why is this my favorite? it looks like Cate Blanchett and Katherine Hepburn in a cage match!

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photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Rodarte


Hayfever Wedding Edition!
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Maybe I could just rip off a flower or two and reposition them over my…..no? Are you sure? Maybe I could have some eye brows?  It won’t delay the show but a moment….

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Get I get a Fanning sister? I need a Fanning sister pronto!

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No Cecil I haven’t forgotten anything- I have my foliage in place, right?

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This is for the big action scene in ‘Wallis Simpson- from Baltimore to Balmoral in 4 humps’ – she whips off her capelet and fights for more jewelry….

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Old men everywhere are feeling justified by their suspender/belt combos today- obviously 1 belt just isn’t enough for some waists!

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Oh you crazy sisters ruin the coolest fabrics!

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Obviously our runway was a cat free zone.

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I love this skirt as much as it would hate me…

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The new Dorothy Lamour prom collection-

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After dismissing the press people, the Mulleavy sisters and High Priestess Anna Wintour lead their last model to the baby’s breath and diet coke anointed altar for a sacrifice to the catwalk gods….

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photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday….Rodarte


I love Rodarte. If I ever have my fantasy fashion slumber party, I would put these two ladies between Zac Posen and Lady Becks, just to see who got their bra frozen first.For my guest shot on Game of Thrones I will wear this-I want Rhonda to do a full Saturday Sleeve episode on this one for me- who’s signing my petition? OOOH!!! We need a shoe intervention…STAT! These clompers are hurting my soul!

Ring Toss wear  for Bikers? Insert your own thought here- I’m overwhelmed….

This is what Thors date wore to Homecoming:This is textural to the point of scratchy…Your thoughts on texture and slumber party hazing?

photo credits: style.com

**psst! Don’t forget the SC Pattern Pyramid launch on  9/15….enter soon!