Wearable Wednesday- Ulla Johnson

Quarantine has hit hard peeps- let’s not forget our poor models forced to take alternate jobs- like Finola forced to stand in front of a tire dealership all day without a Diet Coke break.

Or Ariel- taking in laundry for the neighbors.

Or Siobhan who is being used to attract Amazon drones.

Poor Eleanor- she’s near her breaking point-

Yesterday she was arrested for going thru the recycling bins outside of Dolce and Gabbana’s Tucson vacay home- her freakishly large footprints gave her away-

Mimi is so distraught she has started talking to herself again.

Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Ulla Johnson

Back in 8th grade I probably would have traded a Duran Duran LP for this dress-

If you can’t dazzle them with design- whip them with wind machines!‘Pre-fall: the early season when one shoulder is starting to feel the effects of a lower temperature…but just one. This is one of those that seems fun on the hanger until you remember the last time you tried to keep equal shares of a thin strip of fabric over the bunnies in the name of style!Poor Fiona kept turning her torso too quickly and ruining the Vacation pics!I hate to be critical- but she has chicken feet.

Printed denim- nope. Nope. Nope.

I don’t know why she looks so miserable- this is pretty sharp-she should be much happier than Ellen.Photo credits: Vogue.com