Now Erica, just because George invited you to his family Thanksgiving- don’t read too much into it. Be casual.
Show up and don’t bother to lift a finger in the kitchen? Oh Wanda- you’re sitting next to cousin Otto the gravy slurper!
That’s it. I’m adding a dress code paragraph to the e-vite. Luanne is reeling havoc with the sideboard.
Go ahead Aunt Vera- sit THIS at the kiddie table!?
Last year I vowed that if I got asked one more time about settling down, I’d bring Mr Whiskers in a tuxedo as my date!?
I like to hide extra pie slices in my bows.
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