Wearable Wednesday Vetements


I’m not even sure I need to comment on these. But I will. No. I just can’t.

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What can I say? It’s like going thru a receiving line at a wedding that you know is a bad idea- but you have to say something to their Mom, but what?

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Better luck next time?

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I hear good things about the caterer?

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Don’t they look happy?

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Always nice to get out and see people!

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All the pictures are in focus!

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Ok, thats it- I’m hitting the punch bowl and sneaking out the back.

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Wearable Wednesday Damir Doma


Yes, lets get a nice biblet to protect this fine outfit from the BBQ.

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When I move, I never ask Wanda to get the shower curtain set up for me.

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Its thunderdome office casual.

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Damn  it, I want the shoes.

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This that a thread hanging from the edge of her totally unhemmed jammies? These have no edge finish at all! Anywhere?! Mind blown!

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This years Met Gala theme: Snuffalumpagus!

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Wearable Wednesday Elizabeth and James


These are cuter on a toddler.

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Ok, her incontinence doesn’t bother me nearly as much as her obvious orthopedic issues.

ej2Then I moved to Kings Landing and worked for Little Finger….

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Where the Olsen twins even born when The Golden Girls was on?

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Then Mick said, if you’re going to sleep with Ringo, I’m out-

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Ok, I’m going to admit it. I’d rather be dazzled by bat shit craziness than look at anymore of this basic collection. Even if she is wearing under-oos.

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Wearable Wednesday Veronique Branquinho


What? Even cult followers need to vacay?!

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Do you have just a moment to listen to us talk about our divine leader? No?

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If you could just meet him- he’s behind these marshes in the van-

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The leader has chosen you- it’s a huge honor, he’s only married 43 of us so far.

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Wait!!! Don’t go! You’ve been chosen!

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Don’t you at least want to buy one of our magazines?

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They’ll be back.

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Wearable Wednesday Red Valentino


I’m glad someone has designed something that wipes clean for Coachella gals.

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Mom, this is Janice, don’t call her my girlfriend, she doesn’t like labels. She only wears thrift shop clothing, refuses to make eye contact with republicans and only eats raw food she has personally met before it was harvested. We’re in love.

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I made having all the special textile loving feelings right now.

rd5 Arden, the ghost everyone just ignores.

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This totally screams ‘class picture day’. I am seeing it framed on paneling.


Yes, please. Hold the satyr  clogs though.

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That  black band of fabric at the crotch feels out of place- although a little more opacity wouldn’t ruin this look.

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This is one of those ‘it matched before I hit office lighting’ moments for me.

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Don’t you look at me like that Eunice- now you MARCH back upstairs and put the slip on- we’re going to be late for brunch!

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Wearable Wednesday MM6 Masion Margiela


I made the same face while looking at these.

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Rhoda has obviously developed a major chafing situation from going commando in her mesh pants. Live and learn, Rhoda, live and learn.

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Resort wear or something to wear during your relaxing inpatient stay?

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Come on Celia, Rhodas outfits have been much worse. Buck up.

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See? Rockabilly Fred Munster.

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Alan Cummings wore this to a neighbors Bris last year. It just made the baby cry more.

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Seriously?

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Wearable Wednesday Arthur Arbesser


You know I’m a biog fan off tunic and pants. Maybe my next step is tunic, skirt, pants and scuba suit….

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I think these curtains died in  vain.

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BY the time Edna reached the end of the catwalk, she had combusted twice.

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She looks like the personal pastry chef of a Bond villain.

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The print features 45 separate vulgarities in sign language. It’s perfect for travel.

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This is exactly what the spiral ham I got for Christmas from my boss was wearing.

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