Wearable Wednesday Ulla Johnson


Back in 8th grade I probably would have traded a Duran Duran LP for this dress-

If you can’t dazzle them with design- whip them with wind machines!‘Pre-fall: the early season when one shoulder is starting to feel the effects of a lower temperature…but just one. This is one of those that seems fun on the hanger until you remember the last time you tried to keep equal shares of a thin strip of fabric over the bunnies in the name of style!Poor Fiona kept turning her torso too quickly and ruining the Vacation pics!I hate to be critical- but she has chicken feet.

Printed denim- nope. Nope. Nope.

I don’t know why she looks so miserable- this is pretty sharp-she should be much happier than Ellen.Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Tanya Taylor


This is like a ruffled, fathered rollercoaster for me. First I’m excited:

Then I’m a little breathless-

Then I get scared-

Then I throw up a little.

But it doesn’t stop and I can’t tell if I’m liking it –

Or slowly dying.

The dizziness! The confusion-

The swirls of blinding color as everything starts to get foggy-

Hey! I’m getting used to this!

Still not ready to throw my arms up when we turn a corner tho-

Ok, maybe just once.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday La Perla


This. This is hows 80’s Barbie made me think professional adults dressed. Bless her.

I for one did not know La Perla designed streetwear.

Ok, streetwear was a bad way to put it. Tho kind of accurate.

Without a ‘Jump Street’ program, the KGB was less successful in their infiltration of American high school proms.

Mom- this is Javier. We’re in love- with lapels!!!

My favorite coroner quote on CSI: Las Vegas…

‘That corpse is no back alley hooker- she’s wearing LA PERLA!’

Everyone in Houston society wondered when Dig Daddy would realize that Butch was clearing not his new wife Cosimas Nephew.

This screams Working Girl reboot. Which should NOT be a thing.

I’m so distracted by her double hip bone growth on her right side. Get a clutch purse- you can’t keep cab fare there!?

Modesty panel fail: Lace edition, but that Marlo Thomas- she just does not age!!!

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Viktor & Rolf


Now Erica, just because George invited you to his family Thanksgiving- don’t read too much into it. Be casual.

Show up and don’t bother to lift a finger in the kitchen? Oh Wanda- you’re sitting next to cousin Otto the gravy slurper!

That’s it. I’m adding a dress code paragraph to the e-vite. Luanne is reeling havoc with the sideboard.

Go ahead Aunt Vera- sit THIS at the kiddie table!?

Last year I vowed that if I got asked one more time about settling down, I’d bring Mr Whiskers in a tuxedo as my date!?

I like to hide extra pie slices in my bows.

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Wearable Wednesday Escada


I’m getting good feelings from these- my jaded heart- my upper lip is feeling a jerking sensation- like I might form a smile. I’d better check these symptoms on webmd.

Maybe it’s just a tumor. Or the fumes from her puffy paint.

I feel a strong sense of youthful Fanning-

Like maybe I could go canpIgn for class president-

Or redo my kitchen linens!

Ok, I love this look, but when I tried it, my husband asked me if it was a prayer shawl.

Holiday party at the grange hall? Pencil me in!

These shoes are bringing me down tho. So heavy for these!?

Escada- I’m crushing on you.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Alena Akhmadullina


Oh look! The designer discovered lining!

I spoke too soon.

This makes me think of owl inspired formal wear.

Rejected French Wizarding school uniform:

I swear, stop figure skating competitively and your knees go to shit. 

Listen here little miss Heretic- don’t you ever make impromptu wardrobe items from the altar cloths at St Barnaclius! 

You will wear the headmasters spare suit and wait on your parents you godless hussy!!

Well, it does have pockets. 

Rough weekend Hester? I get it.

Posture makes pretty, Enid. No ones going to marry a girl with 6 spinal curves.
Photo credits: Vogue.com