Good afternoon all! I’d like to thank all of our volunteers- both our drama class students and our cafeteria and sanitation staff for helping us today as we, the faculty of St Grenadines look at suggestions for our new school uniforms!
Ellen! Take your nipples back to the choir room and wait for Dean Hannity!
Oh Cafe Server Doris, dont you look….jaunty!
Eric Phillips! Go back to 5th form! Your humor is not appreciated here!!
Well, this is…..functional. Perhaps a nice cardigan with our emblem? No votes? No? Thank you anyway Enid.
Oh, Sister Ermantrude! How charming you look! Please stop crying, you’re doing fine, dear!
Lunch Lady Helen! Oh, you are- as the kids say- wearing the heck out of option 4! Bravo! oh, those are your kitchen gloves? Ok.
Oh! This is sharp and very forward thinking for you future lady captains of industry! Do a twirl for us, Honoria!
Well, it’s definitely appropriate for our winters- tho Custodian Hurlehee promises the ladies dormitory will not ice over AGAIN next semester!
Well, this is a bit too casual for the chancellor’s consent- I think their feelings on denim have been long established- oh….I see. Sister Florentine, your Uber is here.
Erins lamp shade costume was so good- no one spoke to her all night.
Just approach the old woman at the counter and say, ‘Is the Wedgwood in the chiffarobe’ and you’ll be permitted into the sacred lair of the DRUIDS OF BATTEN BURG!It’s not a bear. I’m perfectly safe. I like camping. It’s fine. Oh crap! It was a bear! Or…..something…..
Just popping out for kibble.
Grandma loves quarantine. Walk of shame- campground style. what to say, what to say….Saint Tentulla- patroness of campers. Well, this is frisky. Photo credits- vogue.com
Let’s all wave at each other from our castaway areas. Marysia is here for us. This is her homage to Brooke Shields classic ‘stranded on an island sewn my own nymphette diapers’ look. Enid already fears her tan line future. Formal night in the island! ‘I made this from 3 sail pieces and a cabin boys snot rag!’
We may be stuck because I used all the ropes, but I look amazing!