Wearable Wednesday Melitta Baumeister

No, I could hear you- I chose to ignore you.

My guinea pigs have separation anxiety.

Just back away from the podium a few steps….

Static cling sucks.

No, seriously- I can’t stand up.

Where do I hook the vacuum tube?

No it’s not a colon- it’s a sculpture!?

Wanda- I told you not to stand too close to the fireplace!

I miss Prince too.

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Wearable Wednesday Roberto Cavalli

E! Announces their fall replacement for the Kardashians reality show- Latvian Instagram family the Pootkaviaks on Parade!

Cheeky Latvi charmers dealing with day to day issues of the dirty rich! it’s style and taste coming and going!

Chtke and Mama Poot’ go to a car wash!

Timk deals with laundry on a maids day off and learns about the separate bleach area in the Maytag!

In a tear filled episode Pavlok learns he has a heart murmur!

See them hilariously mistake a PETA gathering for their cousin Petas christening!

Feel the reason for the season as they film their family Christmas card- copies available on their website soon.

Enjoy the Valentine’s Day reunion of the family matriarch Krislov as she finally makes it thru customs!

Little brother Poplokit yearns to reach club stardom….

While Simplova becomes the darling of Latvian fashion week!

Oh those Pootkaviaks! Aren’t they just like us?

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Wearable Wednesday Anna Sui

Couldn’t get the blanket back in the picnic hamper, but no worries.

Elaine- Grandma wants to know if you’ve seen her Easter tree skirt….

I’m loving the idea of tights that look like I’m covered in moss.

I got ‘velveteen high waist palazzos’ on a random band name generator once.

I kind of love this jacket. Do you think she has matching pants in the case?

If this ended as a jumpsuit it would give serious Mr Furley vibes.

Monica- get in the car! I’m double parked in the student pick up line and I’ve already had 1 warning!?

Monica!? Where are your pants?

Welcome to Bettys Borscht Bucket, may I tell you the specials?

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Wearable Wednesday Gypsy Sport

I think I know what the sport is….

Bertram! That gardener you fired is back and he’s been in my lingerie drawer!?

When someone says ‘It’s Britney, Bitches’ it’s in this guys voice.

It wasn’t littering that made that Native American cry in that PSA….

Punk mines are becoming a real issue in metropolitan areas.

If you or someone you know suffers from chafing, Astrozenica is here to help…

Arthur’s been in the schnapps again- every danged office party ends the same….

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Wearing Wednesday Miu Miu

Well, Miss Clancy, if you haven’t got a skirt of the appropriate length- we’ll just find you something from the post and found!

Just follow my lead-walk casually to the door and no one will see the bottle of schnapps in your purse!

June! I don’t care what you saw that Kardashian wearing- my girls wear shirts!

Mary Elizabeth if I turn around and you are making that disrespectful face again, so help me-

Ernestine! Have you been stuffing your binder again? Get back upstairs and put those socks away!

They call me ChaCha, because I’m the best dancer at St Bernadettes!

Roberta! Where is your pinafore???

Ok, there’s a pickle jar by the door- I’m taking up a collection to buy myself 6 yards of this material.

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Wearable Wednesday Patou

This is it- I’m a professional model now! The glamour! The travel! The fame- I have wear this on my head?

Where’s yours? You just said no? You can do that?

Ok. I told the stylist I didn’t want to wear THAT hat. Sigh.

Stop laughing! I want your lighting! Where’s your doll makeup??? Is that your own clothing??

I want to speak to my agent!!! I have a bird allergy and my thighs are breaking out.

Hey weren’t you Springsteen’s first wife???

I want a union……and a Diet Coke.

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Wearable Wednesday- Ulla Johnson

Quarantine has hit hard peeps- let’s not forget our poor models forced to take alternate jobs- like Finola forced to stand in front of a tire dealership all day without a Diet Coke break.

Or Ariel- taking in laundry for the neighbors.

Or Siobhan who is being used to attract Amazon drones.

Poor Eleanor- she’s near her breaking point-

Yesterday she was arrested for going thru the recycling bins outside of Dolce and Gabbana’s Tucson vacay home- her freakishly large footprints gave her away-

Mimi is so distraught she has started talking to herself again.

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Wearable Wednesday Erdem

Your parents have made a wise decision bringing you to Hedgly Hall while they explore the Bermuda Triangle.

Phoene and Freesia will show you the grounds. Try not to let them get behind you when you’re near the moat.

She’s behind me, isn’t she?

We’ve decided you can sit with us. But not HER.

The doctor says it’s fungal, but it isn’t infectious.

Ernestina! What have we told you about wandering the grounds out of uniform!

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Wearable Wednesday Christian Siriano

This year has been crazy. Enid, I am going to stay home this New Years, have a spa night and just be one with my inner space. Just super cas.

Wait- Party? Who’s party? I’d it Elton??? Let me whip something together- hand me that bag of COVID models from my vaccine party!!

Too much? How can it be too much? Oh, you mean my sugar scrub. How did you know I used it earlier? Is it my glow?
Did I mention I took up quarantine crocheting? Totally spiritual muscle memory!
Last years party I stole so many canapés I didn’t have to grocery for a month! This is my fav party bag! I’ve lined it in saran
Please help! My earring is attached to my shoulder!?
I’ll keep an eye out for our Uber- Gaw- I’m sooo drunk already!

Wearable Wednesday Gucci

Good afternoon all! I’d like to thank all of our volunteers- both our drama class students and our cafeteria and sanitation staff for helping us today as we, the faculty of St Grenadines look at suggestions for our new school uniforms!

Ellen! Take your nipples back to the choir room and wait for Dean Hannity!

Oh Cafe Server Doris, dont you look….jaunty!

Eric Phillips! Go back to 5th form! Your humor is not appreciated here!!

Well, this is…..functional. Perhaps a nice cardigan with our emblem? No votes? No? Thank you anyway Enid.

Oh, Sister Ermantrude! How charming you look! Please stop crying, you’re doing fine, dear!

Lunch Lady Helen! Oh, you are- as the kids say- wearing the heck out of option 4! Bravo! oh, those are your kitchen gloves? Ok.

Oh! This is sharp and very forward thinking for you future lady captains of industry! Do a twirl for us, Honoria!

Well, it’s definitely appropriate for our winters- tho Custodian Hurlehee promises the ladies dormitory will not ice over AGAIN next semester!

Well, this is a bit too casual for the chancellor’s consent- I think their feelings on denim have been long established- oh….I see. Sister Florentine, your Uber is here.

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