Wearable Wednesday Ria Keburia


Psst- Krissy- the tank top goes under the alpaca midi to avoid chafing!!


I miss Helena, but I’m glad Tim Burton is dating again.


Don’t feed your chia pet after midnight!


Saddest nesting doll ever!

Please explain….no. Just don’t. Just give her a spin.

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Is that a tattoo of a skull wearing a butterfly mask? No fair- I’ll bet the models would have loved masks!


Is that the guy from Human League??


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Wearable Wednesday Steinrohner


Ramona was a mood dresser- today was prickly.


Ellen’s aversion to plastic made her the designers least favorite model.


When it’s cold out, but still want everyone to know you’re available-


Yay! The Project Runway industrial tarp challenge!


This gives me a tropical depression.


Turn the music up, Dave- these outfits are squeaky!


Ok, so we don’t need to teach lining OR hemming anymore. Nice.


Oh, Wanda. This is not a valid statement about safe sex.



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Wearable Wednesday Fendi


Be your own picnic!


The bridesmaids at the gingerbread mans wedding:


We have not been praying hard enough if this waistband is coming back. Who dropped the ball??


Mrs Patmore- the gamine years:


I want a tribble sensory trench!


Honoria does an awkward walk of shame in the Steinmarts Christmas tree skirt display area-


Well, we know what Kanya is wearing to the grocery this weekend…


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Wearable Wednesday Rachel Comey


George- you and Eric start bussing tables- I’m getting threatening looks from the ladies waiting for a table-

Leather culottes sounds like a really bad euphemism to me.

I want this coat!!
Eton rethinks relaxing the dress code.

No, I forbid this to become a thing. Save this look for coffins and curtains, please.

Coming this fall- widowed sister wives move to Boca in a Golden Girls reboot you won’t want to miss!


I wish this jacket was more cropped- but it already reminds me of the bathroom signs at our local Mexican restaurant…’Gauchos’ & ‘Boleros’…..

Ok, pretend you are a melancholy charm bracelet!

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Wearable Wednesday Balmain


Bond villainesses have been waiting for this collection!!

Come on, can anyone wear afghan pants without chafing? I chafe at the very notion.

These are very dramatic, I’ll say that. Perfect for announcing that You know who killed Sebastian!


I’ve never seen sheer wood grain before….I can see her….knots


Mr Bond- we are here to disarm you- 

(Insert Roger Moore triple entendre!)

These slit pants are for erotic nights playing the cello, right?

Now how are we going to convince that Kardashian girl to leave the house in more than just a jacket after seeing this!?

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Wearable Wednesday Vetements


I’m not even sure I need to comment on these. But I will. No. I just can’t.

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What can I say? It’s like going thru a receiving line at a wedding that you know is a bad idea- but you have to say something to their Mom, but what?

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Better luck next time?

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I hear good things about the caterer?

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Don’t they look happy?

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Always nice to get out and see people!

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All the pictures are in focus!

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Ok, thats it- I’m hitting the punch bowl and sneaking out the back.

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Wearable Wednesday Damir Doma


Yes, lets get a nice biblet to protect this fine outfit from the BBQ.

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When I move, I never ask Wanda to get the shower curtain set up for me.

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Its thunderdome office casual.

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DamnĀ  it, I want the shoes.

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This that a thread hanging from the edge of her totally unhemmed jammies? These have no edge finish at all! Anywhere?! Mind blown!

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This years Met Gala theme: Snuffalumpagus!

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