Wearable Wednesday Alena Akhmadullina

Let’s dress the stars for upcoming holiday events, shall we?  Emma Stone-

Emma Stone’s masseuse:


The underside of Rihanna’s sofa cushions:

Elle Fanning:

El Onsie:

Diane Kruger:

Diane Kruger gets a cat:

 Julianne Moore running out for a premiere:

Julianne Moore running out for more ice:

Julianne Moore running out of fabric:

Photo credits: vogue.com.

Wearable Wednesday meets the Brides!

Ok, well-maybe try….. oh  just hold the ring for now

I feel bad for that bridesmaid who showed up with her dress on a wire hanger. It got intense.

TLC themed wedding- complete with waterfalls to be chased!

Something old, something new, something borrowed- something made out of your favorite muppet…..

Well, Sonia, what I said was ‘make your VEIL out of grandmothers best table cloth…’

Never one to skimp on a theme, Enid wore bespoke fishing waders for their ceremony along the River Dee….

‘Just let it go!’

‘You wouldn’t be like that if it was Your watch under there!’

‘Gees Kate you’re never getting that swatch back, just buy another!?’

Why didn’t anyone tell me I could have my bridal pictures done on a trampoline? I feel like a fool for just standing there holding Mr Bs stupid hand!

Sugar skull cootchie inexplicably became what Harvey’s friends called Veronica. It puzzled them both.
If this Bride didn’t come down the aisle to  a string quartet playing Donovan, she really missed a moment.

Well, Becky, it’s…so…you!

I can’t explain it, but I want to swash, buckle and eat little cake squares all of a sudden.

Shh- if you look just right, her abdomen makes the ‘Scream’ face!

When Arthur searched for Wanda- it was obvious that she had left him at the altar… with no one to comfort him but this floor lamp.

Isn’t it about time for Drake and Rihanna to get hitched?

Photo credits: Houghton, Viktor & Rolf, Marchesa, Reem Acra, Vera Wang. Vogue.com.

Wearable Wednesday Rahul Mishra

When I see fancy dainty linens in antique shops, I’m tempted, but I never know what to do with them- still don’t.

Swarm! Swarm!!

These ked’s totally match the lucky windsuit my Aunt wears to bingo-

Just 1 light dusting of spray adhesive and a gentle roll under the sofa cushions and you’re ready to go!

I can’t help thinking that the yellow business is just a bib hanging from her neck-

The 3 pillow shams and a bird cage cover challenge!

Somewhere, a grandmothers toaster and blender stand naked…

Wanda was a hot picnic of desire-

Using skeeball as a metaphor for sex has never occurred to me….

Photo credits: vogue.com. All images remain the property of the original owner.

Wearable Wednesday Dolce and Gabbana

‘Honestly. Helens theme parties get more and more confusing everytime. Remember when she had the series 2 Detectorists premiere party? My upholstery sure does.’

‘Better than that ‘Gelatto for the Pontiff’ thing last fall!’

‘What about that outdoor thing where she just kept blasting ‘Tusk’ over the stereo….’

‘Oh, the marching band overnighter- I can’t even look at epaulettes now!?’

‘Remember the silent auction she had for the migrant farm workers? I never got my charitable giving form back.’

‘But her annual tea to kick off the Olive Gardens never ending pasta bowl’ is always so well attended!’

‘Is that the month after her annual birthday fete for Elton John and Kofi Annan?’

‘Yeah, weird them having the same birthday….’

‘ I thought getting Sir David Attenborough to read ‘ode to an Etruscan urn’ in a wading pool was quite stirring in 2012….good times’

‘What’s tonight?’

‘Slap that Bass’ jazz night, why?’

‘I think you misunderstood….’

Photo credits: vogue. Com.


Wearable Wednesday Marques’ Almeida

Ringo Starr wore this for 4 straight months before the intervention.


Gee, while your randomly cutting the sleeve edges, why not lop off another 4 inches so she can scratch her nose?


Damn it Mom, I’m not cold- why do I have to wear your stupid car coat?! You.Are.Soooo.Embarassing.


My Brothers astronaut GI Joe had the same pants….


Boy friend jeans….if your boyfriend is Raggedy Andy…


She’s two coffin liners and a hide-a-bed fighting for control….


After the incident on Porcupine Peak, Strawberry Shortcake went to a dark place….


Anybody else want to get between me and the cupcake tower?


We get it, Sybil, you got playoff tickets by sleeping with a ref…..


Mourning becomes Oompa-Loompas…..


Oh Camille, you jiffy-pop strumpet!


I have no words.


Did you think I could ignore the shoes forever?  Yeah, right.



photo credits: vogue.com


Wearable Wednesday Norma Kamali

Ok, we’re all set- Earl, start the fans, ok?

Earl- add another fan- this is alright, but I want more movement. 

Maybe just one more. My vision involves more dervish, less static. 

Earl! Catch her dress! It’s a loaner! Crap! This may be too much wind!?
Come toward me Betheny! I’ll grab you as soon as you are out of frame! It’s ok! I’m here! 
Earl! Weight the purses! Hold her leg! She’s going to fly off! Damn it Earl!!!
She’s lost her sleeve! Run toward the net Andie! We won’t let you hit the fan!thats great Earl! Keep ahold of her waistband! We won’t lose this one!Wait Girls! We need to put the weights in your shoes! 

Hello Tim Gunn? We are gonna need some bigger models…..photo credits- vogue.com. All images remain the property of the original images.

Wearable Wednesday Whyred

Fine, Mom. I wore a bra for the college interview.Happy now, establishment drone??

Amateur models- you have to spell everything out. No, the blue is the new duvet for my pekidoodles  travel bed! You’re supposed to wear the stuff on the hanger!

Oh don’t make that face! I wasn’t being critical, I was just wondering if maybe it was supposed to be like that- oh, don’t be so sensitive Phoebe!?

All I said was the other outfit seemed a little revealing- you’ve made your point- you can take off a layer or two- gees a Dickie, really? So sensitive, Becky….

Look, just keep moving- if you stop, they land on you!


Cedric, I said not now! Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a swarm situation??

Photo credits: vogue.com