Full disclosure- I love Stella Jean- the prints, the shapes. Me-ow!Tho I totally see Jared Leto in this one.I hope this is 1 piece- it’d make people crazy trying to keep the stripes matched.I’m getting an emo Paddingtom kind of feeling here-Yes please. As a sloped shouldered gal- I feel Enid’s pain here. Oh no- I just- no Stella, this is too Dr Denton!Ok- phew, we’re back on track. Crap- spoke too soon.No ones waist should ever be here. It’s just wrong. Gees, why do I find this so cute? It’s like Dude Ranch Hailey Mills!?This is Chanel rebellion in its best form!Welcome To Cactus Rapture- May I show you to a fitting room?I’m about to propose to this blouse and cheat on it with this skirt. Air Houston first class is indeed classy!This is very Queen LetiziaPhoto credits- vogue.com
I think they are whipping out these superhero movies WAY too fast!
At least they gave her a sassy sidekick….Once more Snape was overlooked for the dark arts professorship….insert your own Knocker joke here:Wanda was ready for the annual shoot- she didn’t just study the pheasants- she was the pheasant!Erica’s professional arrival was undercut by her forgetting to remove her bike helmet. Lisa- just wear the sweater Nana made you- you’re going to make her cry and leave you out of the will!what’s on her- is she wearing a- nevermind. Don’t tell me. Then this happened:
Chastity belts return for Fall 2019- not a moment too soon, eh Kris Jenner….Judge Judy Singeapore premieres this fall! Check local listings.
Is that granny square wig fencing?
Oh- my ride is here!
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Look- there’s like barely anybody working today- we can do anything!!
Enid- lets give each other perms in the break room!!
Is there any of that cheeseball left in there?Don’t eat the cheeseball. Wait- have you been here since the Christmas party??Are you drinking that? This early??Who’s here? A staff meeting now? we’d better wake Alice. Or maybe not. Photo credits: Vogue.com
I need loveliness.
We’ve earned it. Go on- wear Liberaces drapes!
I’m having a textilegasm. Give me a moment.
I want a mammoth handbag that is a little more expensive than my fiat….it’s the little things, right?
It’s totally casual Becky- just a few friends and matadors….
Must.Stroke.Dresses.im making that Homer Simpson drool face.
5 yards please- m’kay? Thanks Oscar.
Oh quick Enid! It’s down the hall on the left! Photo credits: Vogue.com
Erin tried hard to include Phillips cat in their wedding- but in hindsight, she really would have been safer carrying a bouquet.
Amber- you’ve left us no time to buy gifts- we will only be in Target a moment!just tell the driver to wait!
A Christmas wedding complete with popcorn garland details for the bride!
‘No, no Ronald. I’m not disappointed about getting a toaster- NOT an engagement ring. I’d never given it any thought!’Gaw- Wanda, you are so over the top- my mothers church does not have a moth problem!?Just exchanging cookies at CiCis pizza? I have just the thing….
Serving dinner at the homeless shelter- don’t they deserve me at my best?
Don’t sulk Enid- of course we found your ‘I am the gift’ joke hilarious….again.
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Yeah…wouldn’t want it to shrink.
Go ahead and keep it- I don’t think the owner is coming back.
I think those cleaning fumes have gotten to Vaq’
Just tell me what the point is here. Please.
Only 11 pieces in this collection. Funding pulled just 11 too late.
I don’t care for it coming
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It’s been a tough year folksies. We need a pretty palate cleanser.
Is like an homage to joy- or a lacy version of my favorite popsicle.
Hey, Duchess MegSter! You love a trench style! This can be unbuttoned as you gestate! When I looked quickly- I thought of Pac-Man. I want to see someone fabulous in this. Cary Mulligan, do you need a suit? maybe I’m light headed, but I’m loving a lot of these- pretty, not too strange- Ok, don’t make me reassess this, Posey crotch!credits: Vogue.com