Wearable Wednesday Antonio Berardi


Erica reluctantly agreed to let her newly divorced Mom chaperone the class trip to Biltmore.

‘Mom- the bus driver is telling everyone that you forgot your panties!?’

‘No, I do NOT know if Coach Fredricks is dating anyone!’

‘Mom! Please! The docents are staring!’‘Mom! Come down from there! They already have a topless statue in the library!?’‘Did you bring a portable fan??? Moooooooom! Your nipples!?’‘No. They do NOT need more parents for the overnight ski trip!’ Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mui Mui


Camouflage can get bizarrely specific- urban, real tree, hiding in Elvis’s den….

Some Granny’s loo roll is suspiciously naked right now…..Once you see Batman- it’s all you see.

Enid? Are you wearing your sisters Jansport??I’d hoped to never see knickers again- but I’m not that lucky. ‘I swear Mom- I’m going straight to the library! Why don’t you trust me???’Duffel cape? I think I love you. Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Ottolinger


Ottolinger? Why I hardly know her! Oh- oh I am so funny. I’ll give you a minute to recover. Phew!

Bernice had never been given underwear with any of her runway outfits- she had no idea where to put the thong.

Granny was very upset to find the sofa in the den missing.Dryer sheets Erin- seriously, they won’t kill the environment!

my husband hates visible zippers- this May kill him. Squea squea squea squeanever one to admit a mistake, Beth refuses to admit the sleeve was on backward. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Marchessa Notte


Introverts at parties: Be the lampshade. Be the lampshade. I’m sure Georgina designed this because she needed a good grocery and errand outfit. How come we both can’t have a fan?

Hush Penny- I’m in Tahiti right now. Eleanor always wintered in Nantucket where she spent a month having her barnacles scraped. Oh I saw a mouse- and I looked fabulous. I started quilling- did I tell you? That seems like a random comment, doesn’t it….

Louise didn’t need anyone to put her on a pedestal- she brought her own. Harold was so clumsy that Alice started scotch guarding all her frocks. The other PTA moms were prettysure that the newly divorced Hall sisters were on the prowl for the new volleyball coach.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday ZAC Zac Posenl


‘Psst- it’s Bruderlein- it’s time for my annual guest editor post. As usual I pick Zac Posen. A designer of exquisite taste and-‘

Bru- what’re you doing? This is wearable Wednesday-

‘I know. I’m curating. This is excellent and the sleeves can hold many biscuits.’Bruder, can I take over?

‘No. Zac is a dachshundist and deserves our best’

Oh, excuse me. Carry on.

‘ This Blouse is something I would like to lick.’

That’s it? That’s your take on it?

‘I like that it has a tail. Let’s keep moving. Helmutt did this to one of your dresses and you got very mad. But obviously, we, like Zac are innovators.’

Um ok. The fabric is lovely-

‘But scratchy. Like the plant by the mailbox.’

Very Anna Wintour-worthy commentary, Bru, thanks.

‘I calls it like I sees it. This one looks perfect for the puppy park and a trip to Starbucks’Ok, i agree. How about this?

‘Hmm- the back looks very comfy- let’s ask the model to lay down so I can get on her back!’

That might seem rude.

‘I want to pull the bows’

Me too! Ok Bru, I think we’re all on to you- you just think that Mr Posen is going to invite you to come drink out of his rich guy toilet in the Hamptons. Remember I’m your plus 1, m’kay?

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Audra


I know that look- it’s the self-satisfied look of a person who’s darts lined up perfectly.

Somewhere- an old mans luggage is missing its lining.

‘Oh Abe- when you where nothing but that stovepipe hat, my loins burn like a Kentucky brush fire….. help me remove my homespun shift!’ excerpt from the recently closed off-broadway musical- Abe&Mary- his Hot Toddy’

These pants are very melty looking. So Mr Furley. I think somewhere in Malibu George Takei is wearing this.Psst- I think your gratuitous neck scarf is stuck in the door…. This jacket has some interesting details- but it looks very confining. Enid! Stop tearing off the wallpaper and eating it! Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Valentino


As a help to our acting friends during award season- let’s slip over into couture land to help Emma Stone select her Oscar outfit!

There I was on my Grannies sofa when I got my nomination!

I for one am tired of the mud slinging in our industry-I know I tucked my speech somewhere-I saw it in Christian Soriano’s bathroom and I had to have it!I’m so nervous I’ve been shredding napkins at my seat….1guest limit? Hah- I brought 3 generations hiding in this skirt!Why yes, I did bring Nemo as my date!Photo credits: Vogue.com