Wearable Wednesday Jenny Fax


Poor Annette never got past the lobby once the crowd arrived.

This makes me think of that old vaudeville heckler joke-

‘What’d ya do with the money?’

‘What money?’

‘The money your mother gave you for design school’ (throw tomato at catwalk)

‘Quick birders! To the left of the trail! The fringed spotted bellied booby!’

Are those matching oven mitts?Or is the skirt on backward?

‘All rise! The high court of Oz is in session!’

‘Don’t worry Estelle- no one will know you’re wearing your swimsuit under your dress! We’ll sneak out during study hall!’

‘Tickle, tickle, tickle!’

‘Psst- Flo- you’ve got a little loo paper on your heel!’

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Wearable Wednesday Loewe


I think this was shown in a car wash-

Does anyone remember those ‘I ran into Tammy Faye Baker’ t-shirts? Still funny, I tells you.

When all else fails- slap some birds on those hips!

‘Sister Gruyere! Kindly remind the alter attendants that they have a cassock to wear under that!’Rhonda was the most accomplished shoplifter- no one knows how she steals whole hams so easily!

Is she being attacked by another shirt?Eeee! Florence it’s behind you! Run!! Raggedy Ann never said what happened to Andy-Alice- you are so brave in the face of full lace chafing-Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Rik Owens


Hey Verna- how’s it going?

Not great Liz- he’s been online shopping at the Ugg seconds store again.

Ouch! But at least he’s stopped making me glue man totes together.

Gees, spoke too soon- what’s he doing with those tree pruners? Oh no-

See if you can smell what’s in his mug- I think it’s intervention time again- I’ll distract him with sleeve length questions.

Oh- Enid’s whistling- it’s your turn to help her go pee in that thing-

What’s he doing with that airbrush gun??

what’s that smell? Is that a soldering iron?

Seriously- call his mom, I think he’s joined a cult.

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Wearable Wednesday Mame Kurogouchi


Roller coaster ahead- keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

I would do just about anything to see Ruth BG wear this duster with her dissent collar.

I’m going to relook at metallics as daywear now.

ELMO?????? What have you monsters done???

This is a lot of coat. Possibly as in lots of coats. Crotch eyes are so underused.

I’m pretty sure the model is actually dragging the loom behind her…

Something terrible is under this dress. Smuggling perhaps?

Needs a touch more strategic fringe.

Helmutt loves swifter pads- he steals them and hides them. So does this designer…

Please direct all questions to her torso- it has the press release memorized.

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Wearable Wednesday Rodarte


So Billy Idol invites you to his 5th wedding- what to wear you ask?

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Eileen wondered if her home owners insurance covered injury resulting from her partygoers confusing her for a piñata.

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This is disturbing.

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Alice was so shy, she found the perfect way to avoid strangers at parties- hide in the loo dressed as the spare roll.

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You can do it Betsy! Just 4 more steps and it won’t matter if your skirt falls all the way down!

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No flies on Daphne and her crocheted  thigh gap is on point.

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Louise washed up on the shore remembering nothing,but clutching her favorite yellow highlighter.

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Did she just catch the golden snitch???

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Why? Why is this my favorite? it looks like Cate Blanchett and Katherine Hepburn in a cage match!

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photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Marianna Senchina


Parents, Faculty and honored guests! Welcome to this years Spring recital! The Enid Bainbridge School of Charm, Vocal and Baton is very excited to show you the class of 2018! First up is our valedictorian Pansy Ellis singing a medley of Roberta Flack and Janis Ian songs!

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Brava! Next up is Ariel Payton and her flaming Baton performing to the theme from ‘Sweet Charity!’ Watch that scarf Ariel- you don’t want a repeat of the event from the preview!

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Alice Whittier will now recite the Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner while demonstrating how to load and unload an assault rifle- lets hear it for Alice!

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Barbara Cummings will now dance the Chacha ‘real smooth’ as the kids say to her brother Alec on his lute!

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Tho just beginning her studies here, Keisha Tipton is more than accomplished at her musical saw and roller skating tango!

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Is everyone ready for a treat? Eunice Wiley will now perform Send In the Clowns while wrestling a baby alligator! Don’t worry- Eunice is a pro and won’t miss a note! VBO_5666

So sad, Velveta Clark is unable to perform her selections from Hamilton! on the bassoon- but Pansy Ellis’s Mom insists its no trouble for her to perform another lovely selection for us- this time selections from Anne Morrow Lindbergh’s Gifts from the Sea.

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What a talented bunch of young Ladies and we are so proud! Now for our finale- we’d love all of the alumni to join  us as Lula Preston honors our founder with a blues rendition of ’10 cents a dance!’ the original motto of our studio! VBO_5694

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Wearable Wednesday John Galliano


Well hello Rebecca of Sluttybrook Farms!

Things sure changed for the boys when Becky Thatcher started that Women’s Studies class.

Everything’s up to date in Kansas City-

We’ve gone about as fer’ as we can go!Welcome to Kitty’s! May I get you a sasparilla with a syphilis chaser?

Madeline- the unpublishable years-

You know this is the girl that always told ob Sarah Crew- she’s got finishing school narc written all over her.

Picnic at Whoring Rock- premiering on Amazon!Photo credits: Vogue.com