Wearable Wednesday Oscar de la Renta


I need loveliness.

We’ve earned it. Go on- wear Liberaces drapes!

I’m having a textilegasm. Give me a moment.

Sigh….

I want a mammoth handbag that is a little more expensive than my fiat….it’s the little things, right?

It’s totally casual Becky- just a few friends and matadors….

Must.Stroke.Dresses.im making that Homer Simpson drool face.

5 yards please- m’kay? Thanks Oscar.

Oh quick Enid! It’s down the hall on the left! Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Reem Acra


Erin tried hard to include Phillips cat in their wedding- but in hindsight, she really would have been safer carrying a bouquet.

Amber- you’ve left us no time to buy gifts- we will only be in Target a moment!just tell the driver to wait!

A Christmas wedding complete with popcorn garland details for the bride!

‘No, no Ronald. I’m not disappointed about getting a toaster- NOT an engagement ring. I’d never given it any thought!’Gaw- Wanda, you are so over the top- my mothers church does not have a moth problem!?Just exchanging cookies at CiCis pizza? I have just the thing….

Serving dinner at the homeless shelter- don’t they deserve me at my best?

Don’t sulk Enid- of course we found your ‘I am the gift’ joke hilarious….again.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Lela Rose


It’s been a tough year folksies. We need a pretty palate cleanser.

Is like an homage to joy- or a lacy version of my favorite popsicle.

Hey, Duchess MegSter! You love a trench style! This can be unbuttoned as you gestate! When I looked quickly- I thought of Pac-Man. I want to see someone fabulous in this. Cary Mulligan, do you need a suit? maybe I’m light headed, but I’m loving a lot of these- pretty, not too strange- Ok, don’t make me reassess this, Posey crotch!credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Jil Sanders


Built in heat resistant bib for eating ramen on the train!

What always worries me about utopian societies is it’s either toga or lab coats.

I liked this better when Colin Firth wore in in the lake scene….As I scroll down I go from ‘meh’ to ‘monstrous’ with this hem.Slowly Alices lip bomb drops ever lower into the tote abyss. Ok Ladies, duly noted. The office is cold. Jil. Jil. I expect reasonable pieces from you and you give me nurse hoof booties. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Situationist


Happy American Thanksgiving everyone! Don’t look now, but I think Uncle Erik is going to suggest some mulled cider a dip in his hot tub.

Enid sweetie- We can’t find the grater- could you help us out?Hmm- something tells me Daphne is a white meat fan.

Gees Tilly- one word about the president and you’ve packed a plate and headed for your Prius in a huff!?I’m sorry Helene, I’m just not sure we have room for you to do your interpretive ‘Death of the flightless fowl’….oh, you’re wearing your costume under there…..Silvana, I see you brought your falcon….please get him off the deviled eggs. Well, usually Grandpa says grace Patsy, but if you really think it’ll make your new boyfriend feel more at home, Damian can bless the meal. photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Jenny Fax


Poor Annette never got past the lobby once the crowd arrived.

This makes me think of that old vaudeville heckler joke-

‘What’d ya do with the money?’

‘What money?’

‘The money your mother gave you for design school’ (throw tomato at catwalk)

‘Quick birders! To the left of the trail! The fringed spotted bellied booby!’

Are those matching oven mitts?Or is the skirt on backward?

‘All rise! The high court of Oz is in session!’

‘Don’t worry Estelle- no one will know you’re wearing your swimsuit under your dress! We’ll sneak out during study hall!’

‘Tickle, tickle, tickle!’

‘Psst- Flo- you’ve got a little loo paper on your heel!’

Photo credits: Vogue.com