Wearable Wednesday Kimora Lee Simmons


Please allow me to introduce myself, Mr Bond. I’m Fancy Crevice- the Barons assistant. Mr Bond- if you would help me out of my formal Druid poncho- I shall commence to seduce you….

You may know krav maga- but I’ve trained extensively in twat fu-Please follow me into the volcano lair, I’ll explain my work here as a topless geophysicist, Mr Bond. Here at EvilTech, I have no actual job title, I just make menacing faces and stroke my designer lab wear.You see, James- my dress actually comes apart and can be easily reassembled into a hover craft with just one poke of my stiletto bust darts. Q provided me with this radar blanketing swing dress for the finale- let’s see if you can get me out of it before the other agents arrive!I fully expect your overly planned demise to be quite messy, Mr Bond- please note my vinyl coated pencil skirt. photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mint Designs


‘Mrs Phillips, I’m sorry, but I can’t perform your mammogram thru that.’

I vow that if I had 5 yards of this, I’d be much nicer to it!!

So the kittens are still a little bitey I take it.

How to know your X-ray tech wants to leave early for a date….

It was so cold, but the patients still wanted their time outside in the garden….

Who wore it best?

APhoto credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Tae Ashida


Very Florence Welch. I approve.

D’you remember that time after the prom when you were on the balcony and you tried to put that bird in your strapless?

This is perfect movie theatre wear. Good for back of the neck drafts and a wide swath to catch stray popcorn.

Ooh- this fabric is so William Morris!

This fabric is more Morrissey. I think the dickie goes inside, Tara. She is so sleeping with one of the Hyatt Airport lounge singers…..Snu-Snuffilupagus? Is that you????Ones for chapstick, ones for cab fare, ones for a rabbits foot……..

They send this out last- since the dust ruffle train literally bats cleanup.

Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Antonio Berardi


Erica reluctantly agreed to let her newly divorced Mom chaperone the class trip to Biltmore.

‘Mom- the bus driver is telling everyone that you forgot your panties!?’

‘No, I do NOT know if Coach Fredricks is dating anyone!’

‘Mom! Please! The docents are staring!’‘Mom! Come down from there! They already have a topless statue in the library!?’‘Did you bring a portable fan??? Moooooooom! Your nipples!?’‘No. They do NOT need more parents for the overnight ski trip!’ Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Mui Mui


Camouflage can get bizarrely specific- urban, real tree, hiding in Elvis’s den….

Some Granny’s loo roll is suspiciously naked right now…..Once you see Batman- it’s all you see.

Enid? Are you wearing your sisters Jansport??I’d hoped to never see knickers again- but I’m not that lucky. ‘I swear Mom- I’m going straight to the library! Why don’t you trust me???’Duffel cape? I think I love you. Photo credits: vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Ottolinger


Ottolinger? Why I hardly know her! Oh- oh I am so funny. I’ll give you a minute to recover. Phew!

Bernice had never been given underwear with any of her runway outfits- she had no idea where to put the thong.

Granny was very upset to find the sofa in the den missing.Dryer sheets Erin- seriously, they won’t kill the environment!

my husband hates visible zippers- this May kill him. Squea squea squea squeanever one to admit a mistake, Beth refuses to admit the sleeve was on backward. Photo credits: Vogue.com

Wearable Wednesday Marchessa Notte


Introverts at parties: Be the lampshade. Be the lampshade. I’m sure Georgina designed this because she needed a good grocery and errand outfit. How come we both can’t have a fan?

Hush Penny- I’m in Tahiti right now. Eleanor always wintered in Nantucket where she spent a month having her barnacles scraped. Oh I saw a mouse- and I looked fabulous. I started quilling- did I tell you? That seems like a random comment, doesn’t it….

Louise didn’t need anyone to put her on a pedestal- she brought her own. Harold was so clumsy that Alice started scotch guarding all her frocks. The other PTA moms were prettysure that the newly divorced Hall sisters were on the prowl for the new volleyball coach.

Photo credits: Vogue.com